1t's h4t3 4 81tch m1d-w1p3 d4y.
Now, now. Self-deprec8ting is not something one should practice.
Ah, indeed. Thank you for jogging my memory. Please accept my sincere apologies for the a8rupt collision that sent you careening into a kiosk, and for the missed opportunity to press my full, formida8le presence upon your 8ody as a reminder of my undenia8le gravitas. Rest assured, should circumstances permit a future encounter, I shall linger a little longer to satisfy you further. #nsfw
Th1s 1s 4 jok3. Th1s 1s 4 jok3 4nd you'r3 fool1ng m3. 1 h4v3 b33n r3m1nd3d of th3 n1ght 3v3nt th4t 1s occurr1ng. You w1ll not fool m3. You W1LL not fool m3.
Do I deceive you, or merely hope that you deem it folly to veil my sincerity on this night? I entrust the judgment of that to you, officer.
1 do not th1nk you c4n h4ndl3 th3 gr4v1ty 1n wh1ch of wh4t you h4v3 sp4rk3d. Th1s m4y or m4y not b3 s1nc3r3 on your 3nd, but my r3c3nt thoughts of you h4v3 sp1r4ll3d 1nto p3rp3tu4l w4nt. Your 4tt3nt1on 1s so 4bsurdly y3t 1nt3ns3ly gr4t1fy1ng th4t 1 4nt1c1p4t3 you b31ng 4 not1f1c4t1on of m1n3 4lmost 3v3ry s3cond. 1 h4v3 n3v3r w4nt3d som3th1ng 1 c4nnot h4v3 so d3sp3r8ly. >:]
I receive, with eager anticip8tion the fervour of your o8session; it shall 8e an honour to commit offenses that furnish you with a worthy reason for pursuit. Let it 8e only I whom you pursue. My misdeeds are of the most egregious sort. You entice me to return to that disreputa8le venue this night, so that we may once more reenact the ill‑f8ted kiosk encounter, hm? Do try and fight 8ack this time.
1t w4s most unfortun4t3 th4t my dut13s h4v3 s1nc3 dr4wn m3 3ls3wh3r3 oth3rw1s3 1 would'v3 b33n f4r too 34g3r to 1ndulg3 1n som3 sort of r3-3ng4g3m3nt wh3n you s4unt3r3d off. You'v3 tr4nsf1x3d m3 w1th such pow3rful 3mot1ons, M1ndf4ng. 1 would not l3t th1s go to w4st3. 1n s1mpl3r t3rms, h4v3 1 3v3r spok3n 4bout how d3sp3r4t3ly 1 w4nt you? 1n w4ys th4t c4nnot b3 spok3n 4loud. >:] #nsfw?