any time some libelous wwench gets the smart idea to spread lies about me leavvin a trail a pleasure goo in her dms its because shes hopin to get a gag fee outta me itd wwork too if at least ONE a these airheads bothered swweetenin the deal but none a them are wwillin to commit hard enough to slather their tootsies in grubsauce #ohwwell
yOu mAdE It tOo eAsY MaN! a mOtHeRfUcKeR SuPpOsE To rEsIsT ThAt?! i aIn't tHaT StRoNg hOnK HoNk hOnK (o:
i wwont be slidin or slidin or slitherin into your dms its your responsibility to impress me wwith some good ol fashioned rhyme
pRiNcE WaNt tHe bArD To fUcKiNg dAnCe fOr hIm? tHeRe oNcE WaS A FiSh wItH A BuCkEt HiS DiCk wAs sO MiD No oNe wOuLd sUcK It He lAiD WiTh a fRoWn aS He wEpT In hIs pOd TwO WiNe gLaSsEs dOwN , He tHoUgHt oF A ClOwN He bEnDt iN HaLf aNd sAiD FuCk iT hOw’s tHaT? (O:
terrible no amount a wwicked fizz can savve me from this shlock at least change the last part
bUt lIkE ReAlIsTiC MaN? )O: WhY I GoTtA FuCkInG ChAnGe iT?
wAnTeD My fUcKiNg rHyMeS AnD DoN'T EvEn gEt 'Em \O: YoUs tHe fIsH ThInKiN' oF Me aNd sUcKiNg hIs oWn fUcKiNg bUlGe ThOuGhT YoUs wAs sMaRt GoTtA LiKe sPeLl oUt i lIkE TaKiNg iT Up tHe nOoK ToO? fUcK MiGhT NoT EvEn kNoW I WaS LiKe fLiRtInG WiTh yOu tHiS WhOlE TiMe. )o:
obvviously i kneww that dont blame my momentary mixup on your hamfisted vvaguery next time be more specific
a mOtHeRfUcKeR DiD A PrOpEr lImErIcK FoR YoU PrInCe. oH (O: mMm nExT TiMe? AlRiGhT.(o: