inviting everyone to a night of table top games and putting bets on who's gonna be first to try and kill another player
yayyyy!!!!! can you bring a soda plz?
kill yourself doesn't count cause that'd be cheating
you think you're gonna get under someone's skin that hard?
you can't bet on yourself!!!!! >:(
with that said i'm betting 80 on you >:)
easy money on an easy bet for the easily annoyed woman :)
getting you riled up early so i can get my 80 bucks as gas as possible ;)
but you already know i have you more! why else do you think i'm making people get money from your anger? >:B i hate you so much i'll even let you hold- i mean squeeze my had under the table when you get mad!!
i lose sleep thinking about how much i hate you! my blood pressure peaks when your face crosses my mind. i'll squeeze your hand so hard you turn blue!...... uh like even *more* blue