my rifle's broken so today i'm hunting with the classic bow and arrow!! so watch out if you see me in the forest
⋆˚🐾˖°ohhhh jeeze i zure hope i don't get purzued and hunted by pretty barkbeazt girlz that'd be the worzt°˖🐾˚⋆
that'd almost be as bad as if i found a cute, fluffy puppy girl in the woods!!
⋆˚🐾˖°gozh yea imagine that!! u could probably do whatever you want to her liek collar her n train her and get an obedient hunting dog companion that followz ur every command or zmth°˖🐾˚⋆
yeah i know right?!!?? like i'd walk her around when we i went out and pet her a bunch.... scary stuff
⋆˚🐾˖°hahaaa yeaaa. zuper zcary. anything could happen. zhe could totally juzt end up a domezticated houzepet doing trickz for zcritchez n hornrubz i mean earrubz n everyone talkz down to her liek zhe'z juzt a dumb, zilly pup n ztuff not that i'd know what that'z liek haha WOOF.°˖🐾˚⋆
yeaaahhh that's exactly what i was thinki- hey what did you just say at the end there?
⋆˚🐾˖°uh. uhm. uh. itz nothin don't worry bout it thatz juzt my typing quirk or zmth it happenz zometimez it definitely doeznt mean anything WOOFWUFF°˖🐾˚⋆
oh okay if you say s- bark!!!! grrrr there it is again! i hear a dog somewhere!!
⋆˚🐾˖°haha well liek uh y'know liek good luck with finding her i mean it zhould be pretty ez for you to hunt i mean pounce i mean track herrrrrRUFF!!°˖🐾˚⋆
bark!! yeah i think i'm hot on its tail right now!! i should have it any second......