i am apparently not a subtle flirt at all. whenever i dm people i'm interested in they clock that i wanna fuck them immediately :( #nsfw
<<"i-i, um, i mean... t-that's only an issue if they're not interested, r-right? a-and even then, y-you still find out if they're interested right away, rather than spending the time trying to figure it out...">>
trueeeee but a good mystery is fun! seeing if you're going to click or not and testing to see if they like you back
well sure! i bet ya'd pull it off 6reat! 6uess you'd have to use it on someone who wouldn't expeCt ya to bonk em!
<<"i-i guess... i-i'd probably just get really nervous and panicky about it...">>
nooo D: it's nothing to be worried about!! it's all fun i promise !!
i'm sure there're plenty of folks who ain't expeCtin' you to wanna do 'em, friend! just 6otta find 'em!
<<"i-i know, b-but, i'd just worry, l-like... what if they didn't feel the same way? w-what if i was making myself look like a stupid creep for wanting something like that?">>


