i want mom lalonde so bad i'm not gonna lie #nsfw
rolal i need your mom can you please set us up???
You know, I had an absurd, unnatainable crush on you as a teen.
youre saying i missed my chance?!!?!!????!
you're the best friend i have :,)
Ah, there may be some confusion. My own fault for making assumptions. I've made us both into asses. I'm Roxy's mom. When I was a teen, you were a (shockingly fit) octogenarian. The perfect woman, if only I'd crash landed a few years earlier.
oohhhhh i see i see. interesting how many different timelines have completely different lives for us well uh i'm not quite an 80 year old woman but if you ever wanna see something kinda similar to that jade but the same age as you then let me know! :P
Oh, honey, you're much younger. I'm 46. But I'll keep you in mind. You're certainly attractive.
(omgomgomgomgogmomgomgoomgomgogm) sorry i didn't know how old you were that's so crazyyyyy!!! woah hope to hear from you ma'am!!