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~today my “beloved chef” horrifically butchered my meal for the last time. i vvanted calamari, he delivered the most grotesque imitation squid i have ever seen in my entire life. needless to say, he vvill be culled! anyone looking for a job? i’ve got a spot open :} #sad #hungry

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i am quite curious how someone can fuck up calamari. do tell if you care to share

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~me neither :{ just knovv that it vvas bad