BATTER UP < WHAT SOME WOULD CALL AN "ENDING" FOR BATTUR RUNMAN, I CALL A NEW BEGINNING. YES, I DID FUCKING MURDER A SENTIENT SLAUGHTERSPHERE (AWESOME ALLITERATION (AND AGAIN WOW)) THAT WAS THE HEAD OF A TEAL LEGAL OUTFIT. YES, I DID RETURN TO FINISH UP THE SEASON. YES, I DID FINISH AS THE HOMERUN LEADER FOR YET *ANOTHER* FUCKING SWEEP. IS ANYONE SURPRISED? NO. YOU AREN'T. THE IMPORTANT THING TO KNOW HERE? BATTUR RUNMAN NEVER DIE. EVEN THOUGH I HAVE A LITTLE MORE DOWNTIME FROM THE SPORT NOW, MY HOLY FUCKING EXCALI-BAT STILL THIRSTS FOR THE CRACK OF A HOMERUN. EVERY DAY I STILL WAKE UP SCREAMING FROM HAVING THAT DAYMARE AGAIN, THAT I LET ONE THROUGH. AS LONG AS I, BATTUR RUNMAN, LIVE AND BREATHE, I WILL NOT FUCKING STOP. NO WAY. NO HOW. THAT BEING SAID, I AM GOING TO TAKE A TRIP TO TROLL HAWAII IN A FEW WIPES, AND YES, I MAY OR MAY NOT BE INVESTING 240 MILLION CAEGARS INTO A LUXURY HOUSING DEVELOPMENT PROJECT. MORE TO COME. > HOMERUN
too long, can we summarize.?
BATTER UP < MY LEGAL TEAM HAVE ADVISED ME NOT TO SIMPLY TYPE "FUCK YOU" IN RESPONSE TO THIS REPLY, BUT I'M VERY CLOSE TO DOING IT ANYWAYS. > HOMERUN
ty for summarizing. \(˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )/