
LOOKS LIKE I ENJOYED MY BOOK MORE THAN THIS HELLISH WEBSITE, IT SEEMS NOTHING IS PARTICULARLY GOING ON TONIGHT. MAYBE IN THE LATER HOURS, MORE INTERESTING POSS WILL COME ON THE DASH TO MY UNDENIABLE MISERABLE EXISTANCE AND GIVE ME A CRUMB OF JOY AND WHIMSY FOR ONCE IN MY FUCKING LIFE.

What Were You Reading?

YOU? WH1MZY??

WARM BODIES FOR THE MILLIONTH SWEEP IN A ROW.

AM I NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE *ANY* SEMBLANCE OF WHIMSY IN MY LIFE TEREZI? MUST I BE MISERABLE EVERY NIGHT OF MY PUTRID LIFE!

1 DUNNO, YOU T3LL M3.

I THINK I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO HAVE SOME *WHIMSY* IN MY LIFE.

L1K3 WH4T? WH4T TH3 MOST WH1MS1C4L3ST TH1NG YOU C4N TH1NK OF?

I DON'T KNOW, WATCHING A RANDOM ASS TROLL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET ACTIVELY NOT GET MUGGED WHILST DANCING AROUND LIKE A LOONYBLOCK CELEBERTY.

HM NOT WH1MS1C4L 3NOUGH H4V3 YOU CONS1D3R3D 4DD1NG 4 DR4GON >:?

REALLY I NEED TO ADD A DRAGON FOR YOU TO CONSIDER IT WHIMSICAL, YOU MUST BE PULLING MY PRONGSTUBS! FINE A DRAGON WAS INVOLVED IN THIS LITTLE MADE UP ADVENTURE.