THIS. IS MY PET. I CALL HER. KITTYBITCH. SHE IS A DEVIL. OF THE TASMANIAN VARIETY. HER BACKSTORY. IS THAT SHE ATE ALL HER PREVIOuS OWNERS. BuT SHE COuLD NOT EAT ME. BECAuSE WE ARE COOL. KITTYBITCH. LIKE ME. ALSO KILLED HER SISTER. A KINDRED SOuL. KITTYBITCH. ADORES YOu. AND IF YOu DO NOT SHARE HER LORE. WITH AT LEAST ONE OTHER PERSON. SHE WILL APPEAR IN YOuR DREAMS. DEMANDING PETS. CuDDLES. AFFECTIONS. AND TREATS. SHE WILL EAT. IMMuNITY DOG. OR ANY MEANS. OF CIRCuMVENTING THIS EFFECT. ^ / \ ^ _,-~~~--~~~--._ ( \ / \ _,-' `.__ ( \_.---._/ ) ,' `-(_` -' `-. ) / "--.. \.' `/ , `-. : _ .-. _ : / ; : (0).oYo.(0) ; / ` \.-'V'"'V'-./ / ' \\^ ^// /\ / ' : : .-'\\^ ^// ; \ ; / ,' _.-`. `. : \\^_^// ; \ ; ;`. ,'~~-' `. `.`.`-.-' \ |_/ ; `. /-'/___.---. `-. `.`---. \ / | /____.---.))) `-. `---.\ \_____/ (____________))))\\\ `-.\\\\ \\\\
SHE KNOWS THIS. I WOuLD NOT WANT TO INSuLT HER INTELLIGENCE. OR WASTE HER TIME. BY TELLING HER THINGS SHE ALREADY KNOWS. BuT YOu COuLD TELL HER. I BROuGHT HER FACE uP TO THE SCREEN. TO READ YOuR TEXT. SHE STARTED HOWLING SOMETHING GODAWFuLLY INAPPROPRIATE. I THINK. SHE LIKES YOu GALYNE ROMERA. YOu CAN BE HER GODPARENT. IF ANYTHING SHOuLD HAPPEN TO ME. IT WILL NOT. I CHECKED. I OuTLIVE THIS THING BY A FACTOR OF EONS. BuT IF I GET BORED. YOu MAY BE CONTACTED BY A VERSION OF ME. TO LOOK AFTER. THIS BEAuTIFuL PRINCESS.
SHE IS A TASMANIAN DEVIL. DO THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME TO YOu? NYRITA. FOR SHAME.
!!!!!!! KITTY KITTY KITTY I WANT TO RECHITT BUT AT THE SAME TIME I WANT HER TO APPEAR SO I CAN PET HER AND LOVE HER AND SHOW ALL MY OTHER PETS AND HUG HER AND SPIN HER AND-
!!!!!!! KITTY KITTY KITTY I WANT TO RECHITT BUT AT THE SAME TIME I WANT HER TO APPEAR SO I CAN PET HER AND LOVE HER AND SHOW ALL MY OTHER PETS AND HUG HER AND SPIN HER AND-
I AM CHARMED DEEPLY. BY YOuR DECISION TO STATE THIS TWICE.
THANK YOU IT WAS MY PHONE I THINK :D BUT IN OTHER NEWS YOUR GIFT HAS BEEN DROPPED ON A SAFE PLACE. COOL AND READY TO BE EATEN. (I LEFT FROG SPRINKLES FOR YOU TOO DON'T TELL NO ONE)
(=^･⩊･^=) < MY LOATHSOME LORD, CAN I PET KITTYBITCH?
(=^･⩊･^=) < YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!