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does anyone know any good recipes for some sort of alternian homestyle meal? something with lots of carbs? asking for a friend.

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i've learned lotsa alternian cooking! mostly practicing to make lunch for terezi, hehe.

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if you have a cook book for situations like these i would be very appreciative. not going to get into specifics of what’s going on in the house hold right now but karkat is acting „fine.“

no i’m totally aware it won’t be! heh again it’s not for me.

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i mean i would love that too! think it would be nice to have some bridging food in the house that both dave and i can have with karkat!

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someone else sent grubloaf and thats a good call. particularly meat forwards dishes with pasta are a good way to knock a troll on their ass with a food coma. theres an alternian style lasagna that terezi and deva really like. also cant go wrong with meat skewers, if you have access to a troll market there are a lot of spice mixes for that. [sent: altkebabs.txt, trollasagna.txt]

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you will need to get comfy cooking with bugs if that alternia is anything like the one my terezi is from.

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oh i do! love my powers of retcon for these situations though dave hates me using them because it makes him feel a bit sick after. but it’ll be fine! thanks for the suggestions! i’ll probably make the lasagna so that he gets a really nice full belly! heh i take care of my guys!

got it i’ll make sure to add that to my list of books to grab when i can!