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@ghostlyGhoulies

like movies, magic, and everything nice. used to code. Genderfluid so I sometimes switch from between John or Jeni :B

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@gleefullyCurvaceous woke me up multiple times from smelling her dragon's breath on my face. lol :B

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Burninating the countryside. Burninating the peasants. Burninating all the peoples.
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@gleefullyCurvaceous[GC]

DUD3. STOP B31NG W31RD. >:[

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i'm not being weird!!! your smelly breath woke me up!

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@gleefullyCurvaceous[GC]

YOU M3NT1ON3D MY BR34TH, TH4T'S W31RD.

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yeah because it stinks.

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i woke up missing my ps3.

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it was a those big models that had backwards compatibility and everyday i miss it.

i'm glad i'm a heir of breath because this heat is choking me but I can use the wind to cool down. you can say i'm quite a fan of it. :B

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go my davelings.
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rimshot soundbite playing loud af in your ears

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thank you dave.

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@gleefullyCurvaceous[GC]

BOOO!!

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brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
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go my davelings.
Get Crazy, Get Wild
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Hollup
That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!
vwanna listen to my demos?
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@twostepGodhead[TG]

wow john you really blew it with that one

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sorry rezi but I had to. the joke was too air-resistible.

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hehehehe! i didn't give some time to think of a better wind joke, that one came out of thin air.

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just helped out @gleefullyCurvaceous on moving in with me, if there's no response from me in the next few days don't look out for me

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@gleefullyCurvaceous[GC]

NO S3R1OUSLY, WH4T 4R3 W3 DO1NG?

do i have to bring up the cage?

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@gleefullyCurvaceous[GC]

JOHN... HUSH.... >://U

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heheheheh ;B

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@gleefullyCurvaceous[GC]

3ST3 CH1CO 3STÁ T4N 3N4MOR4DO D3 MÍ, J3J3J3.

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Shut up! >:B

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@gleefullyCurvaceous[GC]

R34LLY N1C3 TO L4Y 1N SOM3ON3 3LS3'S B3D 4ND HO4RD 1T, LM4O.

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i swear i'll kicking you off the bed if you start hoarding the blanket.

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@gleefullyCurvaceous[GC]

T4K1NG 4LL TH3 BL4NK3TS, YOU DUG YOUR OWN HOL3. 3GB3RT.

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MY BLANKETS!!!

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@gleefullyCurvaceous[GC]

1 LOV3 T34S1NG JOHN, LOL.

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YOU ARE MISSING THE FUNNY CLEVER DIALOGUE

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@gleefullyCurvaceous[GC]

W4TCH1NG JOHN PL4Y PORT4L 2 4ND 1 FORGOT HOW 4NNOY1NG 4ND CUT3 WH34TL3Y 1S.

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its such a great game :B

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@gleefullyCurvaceous[GC]

YOU B3TT3R M4K3 1T 3NT3RT41N1NG, DORK.

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portal 2 is already entertaining with its hilarious and awesome writing, puzzles, and a lot of lore plus cave johnson

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@gleefullyCurvaceous[GC]

YOU'R3 NOT WRONG, BUT YOU GOTT4 4DD SOM3 COMM3NT4RY 4T L34ST! L1K3 YOU'R3 4 L3T'S PL4Y3R OR SOM3TH1NG.

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ohhhh okay :B

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everytime i think about ghoulies i think about that one xbox game that rare made

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@gleefullyCurvaceous[GC]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BW4H4H4H4H4!!!!!

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i hope dave doesn't see this he would be blasting my dms like crazy

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@gleefullyCurvaceous[GC]

@1NSUFF3R4BL3PR1CK

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REZI WHAT THE FUCK

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H4V3 FUN, W1NDSOCK! DON'T M4K3 4 M3SS.

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REZIIIIII

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Hollup
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@insufferablePrick[IP]

why blast your dms when busting makes me feel good

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That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!
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@insufferablePrick[IP]

wow john i cannot believe you would keep my pretty perfumed ass in waiting you usually trip over yourself to suck up to me the fuck happened no homo btw

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DAVE also nice reference

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ugh bro you know i wouldn't let you wait, i was just teasing. besides i know how much us playing games means to ya

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@gleefullyCurvaceous[GC]

YOU GUYS SHOULD FOLLOW MY T1M3L1N3'S JOHN @GHOSTLYGHOUL13S B3C4US3 H3'S 4 SM3LLY 4SS CUT3 DORK.

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hey!! >:O

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