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IT IS VERY LATE AND THOUGH I AM VERY HUNGRY I WILL NOT MAKE MY CHEF COME IN AT THIS HOUR BECAUSE I AM A VERY GENEROUS EMPLOYER WHO CAN LOOK OUT FOR HIS OWN NEEDS, SO I HAVE DECIDED TO INTERFACE WITH THE COMMON FOLK AND ACQUIRE A SANDWICH FROM A SEEMINGLY VERY POPULAR EATERY, WHICH ODDLY SHARES ITS NAME WITH A PUBLIC TRANSPORT SYSTEM, INSTEAD OF THE SUBMARINE SANDWICHES THEY APPARENTLY BOAST THERE, THOUGH IT IS NOT AS THOUGH THE NAME MATTERS SO MUCH, JUST THE FOOD, AND I PERSONALLY COULD NOT BE MORE EXCITED TO TRY IT. I CANNOT WAIT FOR MY FIVE DOLLAR FUCK LONG, MY PALMS AND MOUTH ARE WET FROM ANTICIPATION AND I FEEL A VERY VERY LIGHT TINGLING SENSATION SOMEWHERE I SHALL NOT BE EXPRESSING PUBLICLY. -- F. GAINES, CEO [ABG INC.]

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@hereticalPolymath[HP]

The manner in which you speak fascinates me. There is something wrong.

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a fiive dollar what

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I AM HAPPY TO BE AN OBJECT OF FASCINATION, AS I HAVE FOUND MYSELF TO ME FOR MANY INDIVIDUALS! -- F. GAINES, CEO [ABG INC.]

FUCK LONG! -- F. GAINES, CEO [ABG INC.]

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@hereticalPolymath[HP]

His five dollar fuck long. He was very clear about this, I think.

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@hereticalPolymath[HP]

Of this I am sure.

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damn riight ii do

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