
i offer open requests and nobody wants a bit, wild!
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not within my abilities, i can however say they're nerds!

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okay what is within yourw abilities then
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lotsa stuff, i can make food, jump throughout realities, and do anything a reasonably persistent person can!

but you can t blow up a few devices what okay well can you like maybe just teleporwt to them and just like chuck theirw stuff out a window maybe that seems within scope enough

you are not engaging with this in good faith i feel, but hey. i'm the one who offered genie stuff. gimmie a list of your enemies, their devices, and i will consider blowing something up.

i am engaging with plenty of good faith thank you verwy much because i have verwy good faith in the belief that they shall be dealt with accorwdingly okay let s see uh firwst on my list uhhhhhhhhhhh fuck wait it s uhhhhhhhhhhh fuck okay i don t keep a list of all my enemies i stopped doing that long ago because having a log of everwything bad done to me was upsetting i only have good things logged fuck okay well next time it happens i will rwequest it oh wait can you like do it the otherw way maybe like maybe my not haterws make theirw devices like i don t know like my posts like steal theirw device and like okay well no neverwmind that is too pathetic disrwegarwd okay you know what just take a rwain check i will wait until i need rwevenge forw something which will prwobably be soon because everwyone likes to be a haterw but they will not be gleeful when theirw shit gets jacked up

rain check it is!