>be me >wake up from an early daylight attempt at conking the fuck out >immediately realize the late-nite ecosystem can be weaponized to my advantage >nobody conscious enough to give a fuck is awake enough to judge the shit iβm about to unleash onto the timeline >i'magenius.jpeg >anyways calling upon all tyrians to treat me like a disposable digital body bag >address me like iβm a particularly premium high-voltage slab of meat one electrical incident away from combusting outright >tfw the internal charge has reached critical mass and i need to RRELEASEEEE #nsfw
SH1T M4N WH4T3V3R H4H4H4 GOOD LUCK G3TT1NG F1SH NOOK >:]
>FUCK YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SEDUCED IT DIDN'T WORK >im ending it tonight idgaf
>you made a low-effort typo because of some perfectly normal circumstance ranging from a brief lapse in frond-globe coordination to autocorrect sabotage to even just general visual encumbrance >i make typos because i am operating under levels of horniness so catastrophic they occasionally cause me to blackout >the struggle is unimaginably real LOLOLOL
>being a supreme handler of bitches itβs admittedly a little humbling to admit iβm getting my bulge-tip teased by a complete stranger on the internet who for reasons beyond mortal comprehension is actively allowing me to get away with being generally fucking unbearable >like bruh >IM IN DANGER LOLOLOL
D4MN R1GHT YOUR3 1N D4NG3R, D4NG3R OF G3TT1NG FUCK1NG SL4MM3D DOWN PUT TO FUCK1NG WORK. 4ND SH1T WHO S4YS 1M NOT M4K1NG TYPOS FOR TH3 S4M3 FUCK1NG R34SON?
>firelord spitting heat at me >mfw i'm not entirely sure she's ready for the full system shutdown she's about to catch just from trying to bruise my hips while i bruise the fuck out of her nook lining >you're lucky the timeline is watching >these lame ass fucking losers don't deserve to see the full extent of how i'm about to rock your shit sideways LOLOLOL
SOUNDS L1K3 YOUD B3TT3R SHOW M3 TH3 R3ST 1N PR1V4T3, FR34K. C[:<
>suggestion so fucking sweet i almost wish youd begged for it LOLOLOL >you know where to seek this out if you really want it babe