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POINT OF ORDER! you're in his dms, i'm representing him in court. we are not the same

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you're in his dms. those dms are the reason I have to represent him in court. we are not the same.

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OBJECTION! as the charges are still pending we are not making public at this time the "reason" this client has to be represented in court, and unsubstantiated allegations are grounds to sue for libel

You know, we could just settle out of court? So that said dms don't make it to discovery?

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POINT OF ORDER! my client has chosen to plead innocent. my job is to ensure the exhibits don't make it *out* of discovery

ah fuck I think you might be a real lawyer. Someone tag me out please

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POINT OF ORDER! lawyer is the human word. luckily, i'm a real *legislacerator*