Sometimes I think I’m the only troll on Alternia with a sense of self respect.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN RESPECT THAT. MY LIFE WOULD IMPROVE GREATLY IF I TOOK UP THE SAME MINDSET.
Mine certainly would have as well were I not being inundated by dimwits against my will ebeary night. Buyer beware that this mindset won’t completely insulate you from *ingrates.*

READING ONTO THE RECORD! your NETWORK is your NET WORTH
Exactly! I’m relieved to be in the presence of likeminded individuals— especially those of a similar career path.

RE: SIMILAR CAREER PATH! internship season is coming up, right? Hallowen & Co. has positions open right now, speaking of networking.
Is that so? Is there someone I can direct my (as humbly as I can put it, well curated and impressive) resumé to for one of these positions?

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Doyou also find these www.ords difficult @?@

DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! if you send it over DMs, i'll forward it to my secretary.
Why do you feel the need to get involved with matters that are clearly outside of your potentiality?
Understood. I will get that over to you as soon as pawsible. Thank you for your cubsideration in advance!
