PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if anyone would like to come forward and offer testimony about being affected by Olive Lawnring's false advertising regarding "infinite pasta", my legal team and i would pay handsomely your testimony. unless you're tagora who's not getting a single red tenth-caegar out of my damn lawsuit profits
DIRECT EXAMINATION! i'm not sure how to compensate you for your testimony if you don't use your name on here because i don't think i can write "another tealblood" on the check
POINT OF ORDER! which is to say do you have troll venmo or something
[IN CONFIDENCE] The safest method might be to deliver an unassuming manila envelope containing the caegars to my hive.
DIRECT EXAMINATION! so are you willing to tell me where you live then
[UNCLASSIFIED] It is the safest option to prevent digital data from getting intercepted or stolen.
CROSS EXAMINATION! where do you live
[IN CONFIDENCE] 7e/159 Goregash Thoroughfare Sournest Old Squawk Cluster 777595959
CONFER WITH DIRECTING WITNESS! perfect thanks i'll drop off your cut of the profits if we win #contingencypayment
[IMPORTANT] [UNCLASSIFIED] Looking forward to our 1:1 when the case goes through. Many thanks.
say(goodbye) to your internet idiot;