Ɏ remember to subscribe to Va-a-aleriPla-a-ays it's my grubtube cha-a-annel it's where i pla-a-ays & it's popping off for my 10 subscriber specia-a-al i'm going to pla-a-ay a-a-a user requested ga-a-ame [suggestions welcome] Ɏ

POINT OF ORDER! Troll Ace Attorney.
Ɏ well i'm not some big city la-a-awyera-a-adica-a-ator i sa-a-ay i'm not a-a-a big city soliciterror but i could court a-a-a few ca-a-ases i think Ɏ

RE: NOT A BIG CITY LAWYERADICATOR/SOLICITERRORIST/LEGISLACERATOR/EVISCERATTOTNEY/ETC! you could be.
Ɏ oh no i think if i ha-a-ad to present a-a-a ca-a-ase for rea-a-al i would melt into a-a-a puddle a-a-and they would ha-a-ate me so much i would be sentenced to culling instea-a-ad of the defenda-a-ant Ɏ

POINT OF ORDER! that hardly ever happens. & stage fright's easy to train someone out of.

READING ONTO THE RECORD! i've made up my mind. you're going to be the best big city legislacerator/solicicterrorist/eviscerattornelawyeradicator/annihiliadvocate this small town has ever seen
Ɏ ga-a-ambling ta-a-aught me tha-a-at the cha-a-ances a-a-are low but never zero #va-a-aleriwisdoms Ɏ Ɏ but ma-a-aybe i could be like the guy who you turn to when the ca-a-ase is dire who goes "this just doesn't a-a-add up... but don't give up! i believe in you! i know there must be SOMETHING incorrect a-a-about their testimony, let's run through it a-a-aga-a-ain >>>" Ɏ
Ɏ oh gosh oh jeeze i'm not sure how to feel a-a-about this Ɏ