SIDEBAR! okay so courtblock is adjourning briefly after opposing counsel's star expert witness ran away crying so i have a minute lol. AMA
H.o°w l.o°ngg have y.o°u been in this line .o°f w.o°rk and any carb.o°natted beverage related cases?
DIRECT EXAMINATION EXPERT TESTIMONY! i've been legislacerating for almost three sweeps now! i had to get a start before i was old enough to leave the homeplanet so i'd be exempt from enlisting as a footsoldier. and once actually yeah! i was still working for another firm at the time, but i did a lot of work on a case regarding the acceptable level of radiation in a carbonated beverage - thanks to my old team and our important work for Nuka-Cola, you're now allowed to use as much uranium as you'd like in any consumer food or beverage! :)
Y.o°u d.o° l.o°vely w.o°rk thank y.o°u f.o°r y.o°ur service