READING ONTO THE RECORD! this question comes from Saturn, @lovwerBoy on here: FWD: "HEY BABES WHAT'S THE FUNNIEST CASE YOU EVER WORKED ON?"! good question! DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! i can't name names, but either you've heard of this case (https://drive.google.com/file/d/1FmuW3kxESZyLxmtGWx6sHjLXKXlvKG5H/view?usp=drivesdk) or you haven't. my client participated in a reality television show on two seasons; the first of which they suffered a humiliating betrayal at the fact of another contestant, the second of which they returned for an "all-star" season with the aforementioned other contestant, & they *ALLEGEDLY* put industrial strength drain cleaner in the aforementioned other contestant's scuba diving mask. which, appropriate sympathies for the decedent, etc., is a completely insane way to go. great TV, admittedly, but my client was an oliveblood & the decedent was a violetblood so off to courtblock it went. it is also the funniest because the exhibits revealed during discovery were frankly ridiculous: exhibits 17A-E were a list of defamatory Chittr posts made about my client that we had to all take very seriously, for example. the whole thing was an absolute blast, though! DISCLAIMER! also my client was released of all charges, due to a verdict declaring they lacked the adequate mens rea to be considered guilty. which is also very funny to get away with, & a testament to Hallowen & Co.'s overall extreme competence. POINT OF ORDER! boring people can ask me questions too: https://forms.gle/JyT7oFKo4wKzYdy8A