♣ mediated by @gnarlingGnashing
plenty of dogfish in the sea? ugh, thats so boring though. i promise all the puppies are frolicking and havwing fun okay?
hey so yeah she did say all that, but consider: i giwve real good vwalkies. and pets. and scritches. and treats. im newver gonna say no to a gal getting got by a gal, i think its hot and all, but... im alwvays around if you need a fella wvho understands proper wvhat it is a good puppy needs to get in that perfect mindspace ;)
if y0u don't mind being bald f0r awhile you c0uld just teleport everything a half-millimeter 0ff of y0ur skin somewhere else.
Perfectly understanda8le, my dear. You are 8eing utterly reasona8le. And to get his attention first, oh the agony! You asked for a leash and collar, and that's what you got, and you got it immediately. You poor thing.
Cronus, of course. How could I not take the chance to poke fun, especially when it also sounds like you're so needy a8out this!
₍^. .^₎⟆ !’ll get you a purretty collar !nssstead and take you for walksss :3c꠹
🐶 <- me giwving you the biggest and saddest puppy dog eyes i can muster
:,(
say no more
Munchmunchmunch
Stealing your tacos
YEP. I MEAN. YOURE NOT LIKE MY JADE MOM OR SHIT LIKE THAT BUT STILL. >:B
OK SHIT. SO. BASICALLY YOURE MY MOM OK. >:B