whats worse that someone ALWAYS lets slip that im technically the god of space to kids from ages 6 to 16 or that i am then OBLIGATED to inform them that yes i am technically kind of an alien
hi june! howve you been? :D
well technically i and my friends were grown in an ectobiology lab on a meteor. i havent done the genetic analysis myself but theres no direct genetic linkage between us and the rest of humanity. even if our genomes broadly resemble humans its probable that compared to the humans on Terra weve accumulated a fair bit of genetic distance! plus i do technically have that dog in me. :P
also yeah see thats my point hehe.

does this shit make me an alien.
i've been alright, although cali can be rather difficult some days, bluh.
I mean as much as Im an alien? Its mostly a fun fact to tease kids with.

wait. shit. if youre an alien. rose an alien. am i a fuckin alien dog. or somethin.
oh i can imagine. :P
i would offer to help but i need her to have that hoodie so i know who not to block on here. :P
