A [][]uman bible was left on my doorstep wit[][] an address. T[][]at damn priest knows w[][]ere I fucking live. If I end up missing, it's [][]is fault.
No need to worry, my friend. They'll all know where you are. ...IN THE LOVING ARMS OF THE LORD!!! - Romans 1:16
STAY AWAY FROM MY [][]IVE, YOU LUNATIC! I already joined t[][]e c[][]urc[][]!
I simply must check in on the beloved members of my congregation! Can you really blame me? - Proverbs 19:22
T[][]ere is no way in t[][]e multiverse t[][]is is normal be[][]avior.
Maybe not to you, but I assure you in the eyes of God I am just and kind to you. Is that any way to thank the Father? - Proverbs 17:22
W[][]y would I t[][]ank a God t[][]at lets all t[][]is [][]appen? Riddle me t[][]at. W[][]y let trolls suffer like t[][]is?
...This will be a wonderful teaching moment for you, Eeybie. Because we are a test. Just as the Lord created humans to be pure, He created trolls to be evil. Our existence is a true test of faith. What we subject each other to is not only by design but by perpetuation. Trolls have been shown the grace of God many times,but choose to ignore it for the sake of their own monotony and comfort. I am not that foolish. God has spoken to me time and time again, and I listen. I heed. I speak the truth that is His divine order. This is why I will ascend to heaven, and only the trolls that follow God as I prophesize will be able to join me in His kingdom. Trolls are inherently... Filthy... Vile... DEVILISH. I was once the same. There was a time where I was as foul as any other troll. I, however, have long since repented before the eyes of the heavenly Father and have been reborn as a christian. I'm only trying to save you, Eeybie. All of you. - Deuteronomy 31:8