maybe i should kidnap someone. that might be fun. #cw-kidnapping

okay but if you do can you keep them because the last thing we need is anotherw catch and rwelease
pshh, i kept like 17 different people before and they only got out when i let em or they died!! easy peasy!

as long as it trwends morwe towarwds the dying half because when you kidnap and then let them go laterw all it does is crweates a bunch of whinerws it s like an invasive species
ah i getcha. yeah ive only ever let two go- one is technically still my. something. child maybe? not sure. and the other i thought would be funny, and i was right!

okay that sounds like a whole lot of stockholm syndrwome and otherw things to unpack which i don t rweally think i have time orw carwe forw but happy forw you i think but forw the otherw one yeah as long as something is forw the bit it is prwetty much always worwth it
no i mean literally i raised that thing since it was like 5. xiao-chao on the other hand freezes up and starts hissing a little when he so much as hears my name its so fucking funny