#OOC Gamzee and Tavros Makeship plushies coming.... uh oh..... /silly
Kult: +30
Kull: +30
Total: 60
Ratio: 1.00
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// https://www.makeship.com/products/gamzee-plushie https://www.makeship.com/products/tavros-plushie
MakeshipGamzee PlushieYour name is GAMZEE MAKARA. You get pretty excited by POTENTIAL CUSTOMERS OF A GRIM PERSUASION WHICH MAY NOT BE IN FULL POSSESSION OF THEIR MENTAL FACULTIES. You belong to a RATHER OBSCURE COLLECTION, which foretells of a BAND OF ROWDY AND CAPRICIOUS COLLECTIBLES which will rise one day on a MYTHICAL PARADISE PLANET. The full roster of this collection is SOMEWHAT INCOMPLETE by current standards. But you don’t care, you got to be going with what feels right at where your heart’s up in, you know? You’ve got ALL THIS LEGIT, ACTUAL HONKABLE HORN inside you, and sometimes your happy customers squeeze them and SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF THEMSELVES. That’s right, Dark Carnival devotees. You’ve waited long enough, you’ve cracked the wicked elixir and poured two out, you’ve baked your sopor slime pies… thusly, summoned by the sweet stench of your offerings, Gamzee is finally here! Invite this veritable festival of fuzzy fun, this heroically honkable hunk, this prodigiously purple plushie into your home and reap the rewards of his company, including but not limited to: - charmingly weird rap-offs- delightful juggling shenanigans- eerie, low whispering in the night But the fun doesn’t need to stop there, because his best bro Tavros is also on sale! The rap-offs could always be that much weirder, so considering bringing a friend home with Gamzee! Or you could always buy two Gamzees, one per messiah. after all, they were always both him. AND ALSO MOTHERFUCKING HIM Want more Homestuck content?makeship.com
MakeshipTavros PlushieYour name is TAVROS NITRAM. You are known to be heavily arrested by FAIRY TALES AND FANTASY WEBCOMICS. You have a cute ability to COMMUNE WITH THE MANY FANS OF HOMESTUCK, a skill you have utilized to CAPTURE THE HEARTS of a great many. They are all your friends as well as your warriors, which you pit in battle through a variety of related FANDOM ARGUMENTS. You used to engage in various forms of MORE EXTREME DISCOURSE with some of your other plushie friends before you had an accident. You like to engage in the noble practice of ALTERNIAN SLAM POETRY, possibly the oldest, most revered, and certainly freshest artform in the fandom’s rich history. You have a profound fascination with the concept of PLAYTIME, and all lore surrounding the topic. You believe in TAVROS FANS, and you know they ARE REAL. And thank god you are real, Tavros fans, because we’ve got all this nefarious Nitram goodness just lying around in need of a new home! When it comes to the act of playing make-believe, there’s probably no finer fellow in all the land, so he’ll no doubt make a perfect addition to tea parties, improv classes, roleplaying game sessions, and so much more. Need to get your slam on? Look no further. And maybe consider bringing Tavros’ good buddy Gamzee along for the ride. A little peanut butter and jelly never hurt anyone… except I guess for people who are allergic to peanut butter. Want more Homestuck content?makeship.com
Kult: +5
Total: 5
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(OOC) 4 days ago
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Kult: +10
Total: 10