I sense people flocking to chittr microcelebrities in the near future.
> 1 h0pe t0 just rema1n seated 1n my c0rner w1th my funny l1ngu1st1csp0st1ng wh1le that 0ccurs
Boy i hope so ive always wanted to get more in tune with the kind patrons of my pumpkin patch.
THE FuCK DO YOu MEAN. IN THE FuTuRE. HOW CAN THEY FLOCK IN THE FuTuRE. WHEN THEY ARE ALREADY HERE? CONGREGATING AROuND THE COCKLES. OF MY EVERY WORD. HANGING ON THE ENDS OF MY SENTENCES. LIKE SuICIDAL STARLETS. WAITING WITH BAITED BREATH. LIKE THE AuTO-EROTIC ASPHYXIATION. OF SOCIAL MEDIA. EVERYONE WANTS A BITE. OF THESE MEATY. SuMPTuOuS GREEN THIGHS. NO ONE uNDER THE GODDAMN GREEN SuN. DOESN'T LIKE. THE HAM I AM. YOu ABSOLuTELY ARE MISSING OuT.
I certainly h♡pe it w♡n't keep the masses fr♡m *real* celebrities!! :(( ᯓ★ˎˊ˗
Speak for yourself, I can only take so much. There are some people who would be cool to talk to, though.
uNFORTuNATELY. MY GOOD BITCH. YOu HAVE NOT uNLOCKED THE LEVEL OF KINSHIP. NECESSARY. TO CALL ME. BY ANYTHING BuT MY GOVERNMENT NAME. WHICH YOu ARE EQuALLY IGNORANT OF. I DO NOT MAKE FRIENDS. I MAKE BITCHES. ALSO. DO NOT CORRECT ME. ESPECIALLY WHEN I AM RIGHT. I RESPOND VERY NEGATIVELY TO BEING GASLIT ON FIRE. I GASLIGHT. I DO NOT GET GASLIGHT. YOu CANNOT MAKE ME QuESTION MY KNOWN REALITY. I AM TOO SMART FOR THAT. I HAVE ACED EVERY COGNITION TEST EVER THOuGHT OF. I EVEN MAKE MY OWN COGNITION TESTS AND PASS MYSELF WITH THE MOST RIGOROuS QuESTIONS I CAN DEVISE.
Probably nothing except you starting to rant at me again until you inevitably distract yourself thirsting over men.