Im not going to block any spoilsports or naysayers if youre going to be a stick in the mud youre going to see me be all smiles while you do it. *Hmph!*
I'm sure this is some manner of hyperbole.
:(
... I am humoring this for plausibility's sake. But surely you would have mentioned your predicament in all the years we have interacted.
I have, though. I've told you, multiple times, we're the same person. If you chose not to believe me, well... That's a whole different kettle of fish.
Let us maybe take this off the public radar and into a private conversation.
Shes got you now bronco youre about to have the whole rodeo sicced on your behind for ever daring to tussle with the big man in the ring!
Errrr... right.
Oh no, how terrible, some horses are coming to get me. You say that like it's not a dream come true.