Sad to hear that the sbahj franchise will never again receive another film. One of the greatest pieces of introductory media completely washed away by the scrubbing of the creators hands! What a great klatch i would have thrown for the next release but OH WELL i guess some fuddyduddies are too numerous and plentiful for us to enjoy stuff anymore. They seek to deprive us of EVERYTHING.
PRECISELY SO!! The perfectly gaunt figure of sir owen wilson accentuates his markerbeard. The epic rug pull of the infamous stair scene... the twenty minute tumble uncut from his actual fall... he performed all his own stunts and zoo wee mama if i didnt stand up from seat when the cascade of dudery ended in a PROPER TEAR JERKER.
CASCADE OF DUDERY AND GAUNT FACES ASIDE, THE PRODUCERS HAVE MADE A FATAL MISTAKE IN DECIDING THEY WEREN’T GONNA MAKE ANY MORE HOT GARBAGE. BUT THEY CAN ALL ACT LIKE BRAINDEAD ASSWIPES IN THEIR OWN FESTERING FLAP OF PARADOX SPACE, FINE WITH ME. MAYBE WE’LL BE REWARDED WITH A SHITTY SPIN-OFF, I’M SURE STRIDER WILL *LOVE* THAT.
Can you imagine it dude... i hope we get a geromy spin off. The shorts simply werent enough! My appetite has been WHET and those bigwigs are talking all hogwash.
HEY, YOU’RE A MOVIE GUY. YOU SHOULD JUST MAKE YOUR OWN THING. I’VE ALWAYS DREAMT OF BEING A DIRECTOR, SINCE I WAS A GRUB.
Bro. Let me make your dream come true.
My funds and my script and my movie knowhow and your directorial debut! Are your timbers shivered just yet?
I shall draft a poster to get the humdrum rustled and post it pronto and you my man may find yourself to my messages if ever you would like to discuss the nittygritty!
YOU’LL HEAR FROM ME AGAIN LATER. FOR THE NITTY AND THE GRITTY.