A hypothetical situation thats been bouncing around in the breadbasket. You are offered 10 million grists but every time you spin a yarn your kicks get slightly wetter. Are you taking it or do you value dry socks more than financial freedom. Oh and you cant take them off.
You read my mind amigo.

Free grist and perma athletes foot. What a great deal!
Arent you already missing an arm? Would you really want to throw in a 2-for-1 re your foot?

I forgot that Jake's can't understand sarcasm without the #sarcasm tag, I'll make sure to remem8er that for next time 8ecause you're a silly little 8oy. ::::)
I am totally capable of understanding sarcasm. I simply choose to operate in a state of interpretive optimism because life is already very complicated and i dont see the point in makin it harder on purpose. Also if youre gonna keep callin me silly little anything i may have to start behaving accordingly just to maintain narrative consistency

DEAL: TAKEN. POBICO WEARS NO “SOCKS”

Then do it pussy, no 8ulge. And regardless you'll always 8e a silly wittle 8oy in my eyes. ::::]
Excuse you. I am a fully grown man with access to several dangerous tools and a moderately concerning level of confidence. …that said. “silly wittle boy” is unfortunately an extremely effective psychological attack and i may need to file a formal complaint about it later.

Who's a silly wittle 8oy with an entire arsenal of weaponry fit for an army???????? You are! Yes you are! Good 8ooooooooy! #unhinged
I dont like this one iota ill have you know. ...but i do have an impressive arsenal of weaponry. And though sometimes i may be a bad boy its only in a snazzy jazz cat way. Like james bond.