
I'm debating, what's the most classy drink you can get that'll actually get you shitfaced by the time your at the bottom of the first bottle? #substances

absinthe has to be up there

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High end whiskey?

I'll put it on the list, thank you.

Basic but reliable, you know any good brands?
Question: must things stay classy after youve gotten shitface?

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No, however I like to look good for her while we're both still soberly drinking away.
Port wine. Now theres the alcoholic equivalent of a velvet smoking jacket concealing a folding chair.

I'll add it to the list.