I must clarify! i have not and will never have relations with a paradox version of my own good self! to insist the contrary is to tell a thumper! *HOOOONKKK* media attention is most incriminating!
what! oh no you don't get to do that to me, you literally abandoned us with a drunk baby sitter! dont you manners me!
Best to set the record straight on libel.
If you blow that sniffer any harder it's going to fly right off your face, mister. You made a public statement. What else could one do? ... Unless, of course...
Unless...? i am so sick of these roundabout and vague suggestions! what could possibly be the exception! you couldnt mean....
I mean revenge.
*SHOCK* r-revenge? by golly... i shant! cannot stoop to the level of a devil! ha... that rhymed merrily....