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I think “striders arent all that” is a pretty solid bit of advice for any and all jakes out there. Especially the ones on this site who run around all hung up on the dude(s?) Theres more to life than dirk strider and its a little heartrending to witness another poor naive english fall victim to the guys nonexistent charm sometimes.

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Ha! Funny you say that i was just having this exact conversation with another one of myselves recently! Weve decided its best we jakes strike out on our own path so to speak. Bootstraps pulled up and everything. No more mooning over pointy shades and a personality that would shiver satan himself out of his tighty whiteys.

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Right you are bro! I personally believe there are plenty of fish in the sea who happen to be very green in hue and share similar opinions to myself and that tends to be my lane as of late... but that may also be the ego talking.

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Im in an eerily similar situation myself these days keeping close company with a fellow who happens to share my exact face and general disposition and its been wildly illuminating. It started off as self discovery and somewhere along the way became something dangerously close to a harem situation. One man wolf pack? Jake stack? Im still workshopping the branding.

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If we keep this up we could run the striders out of business.

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