What Jake doesn't know is that, regardless of the way in which he talks about me, I'm still on his mind. He isn't over me in the slightest and he never will be at this rate. Nothing productive will come of constantly bringing up my name, he will continue to be hyped up as this Free Girlboss who doesn't need me, and no one will see how laughably ironic it is. You're all doing exactly what I want you to do. Feed into his delusions so it hurts worse when he realizes how much he needs me in his life.
The offer is still on the table, Jake. I just figured you had backed out in the spirit of sticking it to the man and being independent.
You are such an angry little man, aren't you? What exactly has your panties in a twist tonight? I'm sure this extends far past the typical way in which you loathe yourself.
Whatever, I'm bored. I gotta go blast a twunk's back out. Have fun pretending your Rainbow Dash body pillow is Jake.
You can take your offer and shove it up your ass for all i care. Which is none. I dont care at all.
And there he goes, folks. Running away from the question because he can't acknowledge how overly aggressive and unreasonably hostile he's been. His cowardice will haunt him for the rest of his days and he will lie awake at night wondering how he managed to make such a fool of himself.. completely of his own free will! He will never know and neither will the better version of himself. It will be left as one of life's many pathetic mysteries.
Are you sure about that? I have everything prepared and I was on my way to get you before all of this. I can turn around and carry on with my life if that's what you really want.
...Could we have this discussion privately i dont want to stoop this low where everyone can see it.