Reading aloud to dirk and every time i misspeak he has the audacity to laugh at me! In fact he is still laughing!! Ungrateful i tell you. I do not *HAVE* to read anything to him.
I stopped laughing at you long ago. You're the one who keeps stumbling over your words and giving awkward giggles to ease the embarrassment you feel. It's charming though. Keep doing it. Much better than the self loathing garble that others might spew out at the mere thought of failing to read simple words like "gravy" and "can".