Im not even british.
Excellent! We appear to have formed a small international alliance based entirely on not being british.
Huzzah!! An official meeting of the monarchless men! We’ve whipped it up faster than a jolly lad could say Christmas !!
I bet my bottom boon that most of us arent honestly.
Oh no… I said men for alliteration purposes before realizing your flag :(!! *dabs sweat and bows in apology to my binary-less amigo* please forgive me?
Not to worry lad! i must declare with considerable cheer and gentlemanly astonishment that i am just absoposilutely spanking DELIGHTED to be in the company of other jakes of such similar inclination and temperament :D
It does warm the spirit to know that there exist additional versions of myself wandering about this most peculiar digital realm each apparently unburdened by the affliction of being british.
PHEW! Well your fervour for forgiveness gives shout for even GRUMPIEST of cats (like the funny meme one !!) to crack a charmers grin. Speaking of charmers, GOSH is your verbosities the most splendourific I’ve heard from another pal in ages long and old! I have a feeling we will make for quite a DUO of dynamos! But yes, I fear my tone is a sullied mixture of an old speech impediment I never quite kicked and watching some fair foreign movies. Nothing strictly British however!
Oh i LOVE that grumpy cat!! He surely puts the *sour* in sourpuss hehe. I am wholly in agreement with the proposed formation of a duo of dynamos and believe we would be statistically improbable in the most uncanny yet most knee-slapping hilarious of ways. But first i must solicit from you an answer to my unfortunate but necessary query below: Do you too find yourself inexplicably drawn to abandoned structures, birds of incongruous cleverness, and the concept of unnecessary heroism?
Ohohoho!! Why, those topics are all music to my ears chumigo!!! I am even dating a lovely clever bird girl, to show just how much I enjoy them. Though is any heroism ever unnecessary? I say nay!!! Let us jump to justice like the grassiest of hoppers!! In response to your query of curios, I must give mine in return… Are you a fan of.. movies? Perhaps skulls of any variety? Would you say that the best kind of pistols are always plural in nature?
I am intrigued by your bird paramour development and have several follow up questions of which none are strictly necessary but nonetheless urgent. Am i fan of the movies you ask? My answer to that is who ISNT? From cinematic KA POW flicks to spooky flicks that make a gent say shiver in his timbers i pocket them all like a sticky-finger squirrel in wintertime. As for skulls? Fuck yes. Theyre as honest as a sockdolager and far less boorish than most knuckleheads ive met at making the rounds thats for damn sure hehe. Pistols? Plural naturally. A single pistol is a dilemma but a duo of armaments is a destiny-fulfilling conduct! And of course i must formally agree that unnecessary heroism is the most enjoyable kind. I find its counterpart too involved in gushing bodily holes and regret.