Liyrah Weiber
@governingDamsel
A mere humble hostess, partiiyng the nyghts awaii ::] (OOC: 'y' replaces 'i', 'ii' replaces 'y' | pfp by the amazing romanfishtank)
as the iiounger trolls would saii: @classicalEavesdropper ys NOT a 'gamer'
I Do Not Play Games For Wriggler,, If That''s What You Are Reffering To..
that just sounds lyke iiou have an aversyon to fun, ryn
and unlyke others, iiou don't know how to stop beyng uptyght and how to let loose everii once yn a whyle >::[
We can train him. We can change him. We can fix him. Come next wipe he shall Be a gladiator of the video game.
fyyyyght nyyyyght, babiiiiiiii!!!! y myght dare saii y enjoii such an event even more than the usual muscletheater, even spectatyng ys just so exhylaratyng!
Even more than muscletheater? You're Breaking my pumpBiscuit here, WeiBer.
onlii bii a slyght margyn! yf muscletheater happpened more often yt would for sure at the top of mii lyst
anii good gyft ydeas for a fellow hostess? askyng for a fryend `::] y feel lyke wyne would be out of the questyon...
W)(at is t)(eir persϕnality like? It all depends ϕn t)(at and w)(at t)(ey truly like. Fϕr instant fϕr me i like making clϕt)(es, plus)( items and rϕmance nϕvels. Dϕes t)(at make sense?
well theii lyke *tea* partyes specyfycallii but y feel that'd be too on the nub, theii lyke tech and two-wheeled devyces! maiibe some lyghts on the scooter for when she goes speedyng bii...y must wryte these ydeas down whylst theii're styll yn mii pan
I wrϕte t)(at ϕne dϕne fϕr yϕu i'll start t)(inking up sϕme ideas and )(elp yϕu ϕut a bit! :D
as one of mii acquayntances lykes to put yt, and for no partycular reason at all besydes maiibe a byt of whymsii, 'LET YT RYDE!'
As one of mine likes to put it, LET'S GO GAMBLING!
yf iiou ayn't gettyng drunk, get the fuck out the club! yf iiou ayn't come to partii, get the fuck out the club!
woooo badges!!!! now people can gauge mii character a byt more bii such fun lyttle ymages! ::]
Interesting little Badges there, Miss WeiBer...
nothyng that would ynterrupt honorarii-detectyve work, beryiil, y assure you. perhaps theii should make a detectyve badge next...
I Don''t See Why You Of All People Got Them.. Are They Not Exclusive?? I Wouldn''t Have Guess They''d Stoop So Low For A Little Cerulean..
y'd almost take that 'lyttle' comment as an ynsult yf y weren't taller than iiou bii a fayr margyn ryn. besydes yf iiou asked polytelii y'm sure theii'd extend a hand to iiou too
y myght be late to yt...but someone dyed???? that's absolutelii dreadful! but at least theii can attend the dead man's partii ::] or at least that's what y thynk yt means...
Always liked troll oingo Boingo's "Only a Wriggler" alBum Better.
fyyyyght nyyyyght agayn!!!! wahoo! y have the perfect person yn pan to bryng along to the next fyght nyght event >::]
Don''t Bring A Sword To A Gunfight,, Weiber..
lyke iiou could even land a shot! a symple crack yn those glasses and iiou are but a syttyng quackbeast
I May Require Glasses,, But Atleast I Dont Need A Whole Army Of Servents To Do My Dirty Work..
the servants just do what y cannot be bothered wyth, y'd personallii see to yt that iiour nyght becomes ruyned
It Would Be So Very Easy To Ruin Yours In Turn,, Just Need To Ruin Your Prissy Little Dress And Youll Cry..
y see how yt ys, iiou symplii want to see moy wyth less clothyng! iiou naughtii barkfyend iiou!
Wow, for free, you two? Just for me? You two are so kind to me.
now wyth complementarii popped kernals and a large drynk to go wyth yt!
mii handle comes from the abylytii to plaii up how 'helpless' one could be, lyke a damsel, onlii for them to realyze that theii're too far yn to escape that ever-so commandyng web of mine ::]
are charcuterye boards styll yn fashyon for partyes? y hear less and less about them nowadaiis
iDgaf about if they in fashion but i LOVE that shit! fuckin up a plate of cheese crackers n other shit with buDDies? PEAK
For the love of the mothergruB Miss WeiBer do not stop serving the charcuterie Boards. I have so many memories of eating them under your taBles. It's tradition. Please
fufufufu >:;] #cw-nsfw #nsfw #howpeoplesendimageswithoutsendingthelinkstilleludesme https://i.imgur.com/4kBkJrb.png
Madame Weiber, yϕu knϕw w)(at im gϕnna dϕ t)(is. Give me like...20is)( minutes.
Miss WeiBer you're the first one I have whose dom score is higher than suB. I think this automatically lands you a position of authority in the army
This Is Very Telling Of Your Character..
all y know ys that y'm at *least* 4 apples tall ::]
hatyng yn the dms, hatyng yn the streets, but hys twynk ass belongs yn mii sheets >:;] #nsfw #thattwinkinvestigatorihate
does he not already have his pitch filled? your yearnin will be fruitless
mii lyfe ys a partii, mii hyve ys the club!
mii hyve ys perfectlii fyne, thank iiou verii much! at least mii abode has some *class*
partii rockers yn the house tonyte! ::]
Your name is PARTII ROCKER, and you are IN THE HIVE TONIGHT. ^^
ϕ)(? W)(at kind ϕf party madame Weiber? ϕr is t)(is a jϕke t)(at I am missing?
woohoo fyght nyght!!!! y'm just gyddii about such an event, good luck to everiione partycypatyng! ::]
'hyghlii trayned' he calls hymself, can't even wyn at a game of cards! just be glad yt ayn't stryp poker >;;] #nsfw #youwishpitch
This Implies You've Considered Me Naked.. How Vulgar..
>::O vulgarytii on the job? for shame!
BACK TO THE CUCK COUCH BERYIIL, IIOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE CUSHYON-WARMER! >::O
...Your drone likes me Better than you )08<B
y need someone to ynconvenyence thys bynoclard twynk, he's been gettyng too much work done recentlii >::]
blAckcrUsh pOstIng On mAIn? sErIOUslY bOss?
y thynk, therefore y host partiies ;;]
God pl3a23 thi2 plac3 i2 2oooo dry
yt's hard to fynd thyngs when iiour thynk pan ys so far up iiour spynal crevyce ryn!
'pryvate ynvestygator' iiappyng for *lyteral* hours untyl he passed out and he's blamyng ME for hys lack of sleep! ::O some trolls, man...