i got high and humped a pillow what am i doing with my life is this all a human can do #nsfw #substance

people have started calling me "canon" jade.... i dont agree agree but i dont have anything else to call myself and honestly im starting to think the distinction doesnt matter which would make me just jade :/ jades should help and support each other!! even if i dont like my two future selves if the asked for help i would be happy to :)

you got this :)
i think titles are redundant i mean unless it’s to simply differentiate us from timeline but still you get my point you’re jade! we should be friends!
i’m gonna be so real i don’t think i do most people are disappointed when they realize i don’t have crazy space dog powers

ok!! i think i agree honestly :P

theres nothing wrong with being you and if someone disagrees you should bite them :T
Mhm Yes Really
cool! i don’t know how to talk to girls. aren’t we supposed to like.. talk first? get to know each other! i’m not your average jade, like, at all.
No Need To Stress Yourself About It Jade And Sure Well Get To Know Each Other
