↗️THE RESTRICTIONS ON THE OFFICE AIR FRYER HAVE BEEN LIFTED.↗️ ↘️after i received a series of grave admonishments for using it "so improperly that it embarassed everyone"↘️ ↗️AND FOR↗️ ↘️"created smells even her imperial majesty banned seven sweeps ago for the sheer intensity of the torture inflicted upon other's sensory canals, which is saying something"↘️ ↗️I HAVE BEEN GRANTED THE OPPORTUNITY TO COOK MORE TUBERS ONCE AGAIN.↗️ ↘️i have never felt more lucky.↘️ ↗️BEHOLD.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa215876f96e.jpg ↘️
It is an air fryer. It fries things using hot air. If you are using it any other way, you are doing it wrong. At any rate, I'm sure your HR department will handle you accordingly. Be prepared to be fired, they are never as merciful on the second offence.
↘️i know you are of the softer, fleshier species of individuals that exist on this website, so i am going to provide you a tidbit of information so you cease grinding your frail, pinkened typestumps across the keyboard, with enough misinformation to backlog an entire library of inundated nonsense.↘️ ↗️I AM NOT, AND WILL NOT BE, BEHOLDEN TO THE SAME LEVEL OF MENIAL COMEUPPANCE AS YOU ARE.↗️ ↘️for my failure, i will be pushed.↘️ ↗️DELIVERED SWEET LEARNING FROM MY PHYSICALLY HARDENED SUPERIORS AND HIGHER UPS.↗️ ↘️a blunt, intrusive object, beat across my back.↘️ ↗️OR ACROSS MY FRONT.↗️ ↘️whatever plane of me is deemed more pathetic.↘️ ↗️AND I WILL NOT BE FIRED.↗️ ↘️if you are going to subject me to the moronic droll of your human POVs, at least do me the kindness of saying something more scathing and original.↘️ ↗️YOU WILL NEVER OUTCLASS ME AS AN EMPLOYEE, YOU SECONDCLASS SLOGHOG.↗️
I have a degree in business management for human resources and finance. I am the HR department.
↘️this changes literally nothing for me.↘️ ↗️I CONTINUE TO MAINTAIN THAT OUR DIFFERENT CULTURAL BACKGROUNDS ARE INFLUENCING HOW THINGS WILL BE HANDLED.↗️ ↘️because that is literally true.↘️ ↗️I WILL NOT ESCALATE THESE ISSUES TO INHUMANE RESOURCES, BECAUSE I AM NORMAL.↗️ ↘️and not beholden to whatever you are trying to say here.↘️
↗️FORWARD THE INFORMATION ABOUT YOUR SCHOOLFEEDING TO ME.↗️ ↘️they have clearly made an error in allowing you to graduate.↘️ ↗️BECAUSE YOU ARE VERY OBVIOUSLY AN IDIOT.↗️
This is an entirely personal, non-work related request. I just enjoy a little bit of office drama and gossip. I have no preconceived expectations for the outcome, nor am I making the request out of a conceited desire to say, "I told you so."
↘️i am requesting that you learn to read, because i have already outlined to you what punishments will arise from my officerena antics.↘️ ↗️AND THEY ARE NOT WHAT YOU WANT.↗️ ↘️so.↘️
Oh the possibilities aren't what I'm looking for, I'm after the reality that happens later and which one of those it is.
↗️I LITERALLY KEEP TELLING YOU THAT I AM NOT GOING TO BE FIRED.↗️ ↘️i have literally directly told you what will happen.↘️ ↗️I WILL BE PHYSICALLY BEATEN.↗️ ↘️what else do you need me to do.↘️ ↗️DO YOU WANT ME TO STAPLE THIS TO YOUR FORENUB.↗️