I Would Really Like To Have A Serious Discussion With Whoever Thought It Was Appropriate To Add Troll Mitskis Entire Discography To The Caverns Collaborative Playlist
OH. GOD, IS THAT ALL? YOU MADE ME THINK SOMEONE WAS GOING TO DIE! I'M SURE YOU CAN SURVIVE ME WEARING COMFORTABLE CLOTHING. DON'T SPIKE MY FUCKING BLOOD PRESSURE LIKE THAT!
But You Can See Why I Felt The Need To Put It Gently Cant You Theyre Sweatpants
SWEATPANTS ARE NOT THAT BAD, YOU'RE BEING SO GOD DAMN DRAMATIC ABOUT THIS. DON'T PRETEND LIKE I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU PALLING AROUND THE METEOR IN YOUR SUNDAY WORST IN SOME MORE HARROWING HOURS OF OUR JOURNEY HERE. I COULD BRING UP RECEIPTS THAT WOULD RUIN YOU, MARYAM!
Easy Now I Do Not Think That Will Be Necessary Past Karkat You Dont Have To Wave Around Such Loaded Threats
OHHH NO, I'M SUDDENLY FEELING ALL KINDS OF LOOSE-LIPPED! IF SOMEONE DOESN'T CONVINCE ME, PERHAPS WITHIN THE NEXT MESSAGE, I MIGHT BE FORCED TO TELL EVERYONE ON THE PUBLIC FORUM EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO THE COFFEE MACHINE THAT ONE TIME AND HOW EXACTLY IT GOT FILLED WITH A BUNCH OF MYSTERIOUS FUCHSIA FLUID, THUS RUINING IT FOR EVERYONE FOREVER.
OHO, FINALLY WILLING TO SPEAK ARE WE? I HAD A FEELING YOU'D COME AROUND, Y'KNOW, USING MY AMAZING INSIGHT INTO THE FUTURE THAT I SPONTANEOUSLY ACQUIRED. NOW I GET ONE CAUSAL SPOILER...BUT WHAT TO ASK FOR? THIS IS KIND OF A HUGE RESPONSIBILITY, SO I REALLY HAVE TO CHOOSE WISELY, HUH? HMMM... OKAY. I HAVE ONE BECAUSE IT HASN'T BEEN ANSWERED BY ME JUST PERUSING THE TIMELINE. EVERY DIRK I SEE IS EITHER FROM AROUND WHERE I AM OR SOMETIMES EVEN BEFORE. SOMETIMES THEY DON'T EVEN TALK ABOUT ANYTHING RELEVANT AT ALL. YOU'RE IN THE BROODING CAVERNS. A LOT OF DAVES ARE WITH ME FOR SOME REASON. ROSE IS WITH YOU. JANE IS MAKING AN EMPIRE ON THE BACK OF SWEET CONFECTIONERIES. I COULD GO ON FOR FUCKING EVER. BUT NOT ABOUT DIRK. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH DIRK?