I Am Reporting Live From The Mother Grub
tRUST ME, sHE LOVES AND ENJOYS YOUR JOKES, eVEN WHEN SHE DOES NOT TOTALLY, uNDERSTAND THEM,
Im Not Letting You Into The Caverns Your Grease Spell Sounds Overly Comedogenic Anyways And I Refuse To Be Party To That
yES, sHE DOES, sHE FINDS YOU QUITE CHARMING AND SILLY, bUT LIKE, iN A MATRONLY WAY,
Aw I Didnt Realize She Felt That Way I Assumed There Likely Was Some Affection On Her End Since Given I Am Her Lifelong Custodian But I Had No Idea She Thought Of Me So Tenderly Oh Mother Dear
wHENEVER i VISIT, i HAVE TO INTERRUPT HER BRAGGING ABOUT YOU, tO GET AN EDGE IN, wORDWISE,
This Whole Time Ive Been So Naive To The Mutuality Of Our Fondness Im Actually Tearing Up A Little Right Now
eHEHE, oF COURSE SHE LOVES YOU DEEPLY, sHE JUST HAS DECORUM TO HOLD, lIKE YOU, aND YOUR LOVE FOR OTHERS,
Ohhhh Okay Yeah I Think Im Definitely Going To Need A Makeup Wipe Once I Free Us From This Interior Cavern Chamber