I Promise I Am Not A Chaser Its Just A Bizarre And Hilarious Series Of Coincidences That Every Lover Of Mine Has Been A Trans Girl Or An Alien With A Different Relationship To Gender That Considers Herself Metaphysically Trans Girl Aligned
I Am Not Chasing Anything But I Was Accused Of Chasing Trans Girls
Thank You Tavros That Means A Lot Unrelated Are You Free For Dinner Later (This Is A Joke)
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You Know What On Second Thought The Joke Was Poorly Executed I Meant It To Be At My Own Expense Implying That I Was Immediately Interested In You Upon Checking Your Profile And Learning You Were A Trans Girl And Thus Implying I Am In Fact A Chaser But Of Course It Could Come Off As Implying That A Date With Any Version Of You Trans Girl Or Not Is A Joke Which Is Quite A Cruel Thing To Say I Do Apologize
I Fear We Have Had Very Similar Events Occurring In Our Lives.
No Dinner But Only Because I Believe The Logistics Of One Of Us Crossing Universes For It Would Be Staggeringly Difficult