i wish i had a built in tracker chip in my brain tht when ever i start feeling sad and lonely it would send out an emergency ping and summon my boyfriends to my exact location immediately
i have basically that except the chip is my empress and instead of summoning her she just makes me not feel that way anymore <333
thats really nice of her! taking all the sad away from a dog is probably the best thing in the whole world...... wooowww...... :0
oh my god finally a jade who gets it??? sooo many of us just decide i must secretly be miserable, it is nice to see a jade who is not all judgy!!
pshhhhhhhhhhhhh whatever!!!! if you were secretly miserable or whatever, you would probably find some way to tell everyone anyway!! why assume when youre probably having loads of fun being evil???
awww..... thank you evil jade!! youre my favorite evil guy so were even steven :B
[I could arrange a collar of sorts that has that function as Jade mentioned, it wouldn't take much...]
u hav my attention
ofc ofc cant forget the branding