heartbreaking news........ i ran out of zappable bacon strips, which means i am doomed to a doggy dinner of something less yummy than that............... :'(
yes, absolutely!! i wouldn’t have it any other way for you jade. you should see them appear in a bright flash of zappy light nearby in just a minute. and thank you so much also, it’s the least i can do for an amazing and lovely #pumpkinpiepal like yourself!
its pleasing from the inside too!!! but i am glad you get to be a good dog at least hehe
wags my tail really hard and licks your face twice before running away to eat the really yummy bacon!!!!!
i love being a good dog!!! i dont think i could be anything else, personally.... whats it like being an evil dog??? is it like being a bad dog but you like doing it??? :?????
exactly!!!! i basically get to do anything i want because the old lady decides what i want! and i never have to be guilty about it :)
:0!!!! so its like being a good dog but for an evil person????????
yes!!! she even pets me sometimes she is the absolute best AND i get to work with jane a lot and she pets me even more often!!! <3333
im so happy for you, evil me!!!! if youre ever around while youre doing evil stuff for your evil lady person?? just ask and i will be happy to also pet you if thats okay. because you look soooooo so so fluffy!! :0
well we probably will never meet in person because i dont leave my universe and you probably should not come here because then the old lady would have to take control of you which would be a real pain in the butt for her as fun as it would be to have a sister!!!
oh shoot!!! youre completely right.... well im sending you a pat over the internet!! which isnt the same as a real one but also better than absolutely zero pats at all :)