ZINNIA
@groovyConvival
MSG ME PLS!!!!!!!!!
Aunyone kunow wuhere au buitch cuan fuind au guood puair ouf suhoes auround huere? Euvery sutore iuve bueen iun huas bueen aubsolutely ruun iunto tuhe guround wuith tuacky guarbage iu suwear tuo guod our wuhatever nuone ouf tuhese pueple kunow huow tuo duress aund iut suhows
WELL GEEZ SORRY FOR BEING THE BEST GUY AND OFFERING! WERE JUST NOT ON THE SAME LEVEL LOL TRY TO REACH MA SWAG AT SOME POINT K?
U THINK WE'LL NEVER SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN? UR FUNNY!!!!! UR GONNA HAVETA DEAL WITH ME . . BITCH!!!!!!!!
Iu ouughta tuell nueeeka tuo duump yuou, suhe'd luisten tuo me. tuhankfully fuor yuou ium MUERCIFUL aund iu wuont buut duont tuhink yuoure aubove tuhis euither huoney
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAH HAHA HEHHE UR SO FUNNY! UR LITTLE QUIRK MAKES U EVEN FUNNIER!! WELL "NUEEEKA" ISNT GOIN ANYWHERE IN EITHER OF OUR LIVES.. OR AT LEAST NOT IN MINE! BUT PLEASE.. HAVE MERCY!!!!!!! HAHAHHA!
Chill on my mateespirit assholee keeeep your pantiees on faggot
Small proposal: Who the fuck needs genAI or ChatGTP. When you have Me. The clear superior of AI-dom Ask me all your stupid questions people would normally direct to AIs and I’ll try to answer the best I can.. within reason
I DONT KNOW WHAT ANY OF THIS MEANS! BUT U SAID STUPID QUESTIONS SO IMMA GIVE IT TO YA... LETS SEEEE... HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDIN UP? HA!!! U CANT SEE ME!!! IM FUNNY! OKAY FOR REAL THO IVE WONDERED ABT DIS FOR A LONG TIME : WHAT IS THE BEST. SONG. EVER. LIKE.. NO TROLL BIAS! ARE U A TROLL? WHAT ARE U EVEN!!!
I am the Designated auto responderof my less than competent human counterpart Dirk strider. Specifically manufacturing off of the countless brain scans of his twelve year old self. Anyways, the objectively best song in the entire universe is blank space baby. Or if you’re feeling extra ferocious, Call me maybe. You are more than welcome to debate me on this. However just know that no matter what you say (granted that it differs from my own), your opinion is just straight up wrong. This Is just opjective fact # I <3 Pop
LOLLLLLLLLL I MEAN SURE I GUESS! AUTO RESPONDER GUY.. SO U ARENT EVEN REAL :-? TROLL TAYLOR SWIFT IS KINDA ASS BUT ILL RESPECT UR OPINION NOT-REAL-FELLA!
I am real. I’m as real as the waves in the ocean and the wind in your hair. Just because I am machine simply does not make one as “not real” as the rest. Rather, if I wasn’t, then I wouldn’t be here talking to you, now would I? ◥◤◥◤ Also I never claimed she was a good ARTIST. Just that it was an objectively good song. Why. What do you like?
HMM I GUESS U MAKE A GOOD POINT LITTLE MACHINE FELLA. AS LONG AS U CAN PARTY UR REAL 2 ME >:-] I LIKE SHIT THAT GETS MY BLOOD PUMPING! MUSIC IS THE BEST OUTLET FOR ALL YOUR EMOTIONS!! GOTTA PUT ON SUM HARDCORE GROOVY SHIT!
does anybody else drink the root beer bubbles
im a teenage alcoholic
I DONT KNOW WHAT A TEENAGE IS.. IS THAT GOOD OR BAD? U LOOK LIKE A LIL GRUB!! HAHAHAH
THIS SITE IS WEIRD. I HAVE 16000 POSSIBLE LETTERS I CAN TYPE OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WONDER IF I CAN FILL IT ALL!!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFYEAH IM BORED.
CAN I TRY?
HMM. WORDS WORDS WORDS. I'M TYPING A LOT OF WORDS RIGHT NOW. OR MAYBE ONE REALLY LONG SCREAM LIKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH. NO THAT WONT DO IM GETTING BORED TOO. I THINK I NEED TO TYPE LIKE ACTUAL *WORD* WORDS. WAIT I HAVE AN IDEA!! AHEM. WHEN IN THE COURSE OF HUMAN EVENTS, IT BECOMES NECESSARY FOR ONE PEOPLE TO DISSOLVE THE POLITICAL BANDS WHICH HAVE CONNECTED THEM WITH ANOTHER, AND TO ASSUME AMONG THE POWERS OF THE EARTH, THE SEPARATE AND EQUAL STATION TO WHICH THE LAWS OF NATURE AND OF NATURE'S GOD ENTITLE THEM, A DECENT RESPECT TO THE OPINIONS OF MANKIND REQUIRES THAT THEY SHOULD DECLARE THE CAUSES WHICH IMPEL THEM TO THE SEPARATION. WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF-EVIDENT, THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL, THAT THEY ARE ENDOWED BY THEIR CREATOR WITH CERTAIN UNALIENABLE RIGHTS, THAT AMONG THESE ARE LIFE, LIBERTY AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS. THAT TO SECURE THESE RIGHTS, GOVERNMENTS ARE INSTITUTED AMONG MEN, DERIVING THEIR JUST POWERS FROM THE CONSENT OF THE GOVERNED, THAT WHENEVER ANY FORM OF GOVERNMENT BECOMES DESTRUCTIVE OF THESE ENDS, IT IS THE RIGHT OF THE PEOPLE TO ALTER OR TO ABOLISH IT, AND TO INSTITUTE NEW GOVERNMENT, LAYING ITS FOUNDATION ON SUCH PRINCIPLES AND ORGANIZING ITS POWERS IN SUCH FORM, AS TO THEM SHALL SEEM MOST LIKELY TO EFFECT THEIR SAFETY AND HAPPINESS. PRUDENCE, INDEED, WILL DICTATE THAT GOVERNMENTS LONG ESTABLISHED SHOULD NOT BE CHANGED FOR LIGHT AND TRANSIENT CAUSES; AND ACCORDINGLY ALL EXPERIENCE HATH SHEWN, THAT MANKIND ARE MORE DISPOSED TO SUFFER, WHILE EVILS ARE SUFFERABLE, THAN TO RIGHT THEMSELVES BY ABOLISHING THE FORMS TO WHICH THEY ARE ACCUSTOMED. BUT WHEN A LONG TRAIN OF ABUSES AND USURPATIONS, PURSUING INVARIABLY THE SAME OBJECT EVINCES A DESIGN TO REDUCE THEM UNDER ABSOLUTE DESPOTISM, IT IS THEIR RIGHT, IT IS THEIR DUTY, TO THROW OFF SUCH GOVERNMENT, AND TO PROVIDE NEW GUARDS FOR THEIR FUTURE SECURITY.--SUCH HAS BEEN THE PATIENT SUFFERANCE OF THESE COLONIES; AND SUCH IS NOW THE NECESSITY WHICH CONSTRAINS THEM TO ALTER THEIR FORMER SYSTEMS OF GOVERNMENT. THE HISTORY OF THE PRESENT KING OF GREAT BRITAIN IS A HISTORY OF REPEATED INJURIES AND USURPATIONS, ALL HAVING IN DIRECT OBJECT THE ESTABLISHMENT OF AN ABSOLUTE TYRANNY OVER THESE STATES. TO PROVE THIS, LET FACTS BE SUBMITTED TO A CANDID WORLD. HE HAS REFUSED HIS ASSENT TO LAWS, THE MOST WHOLESOME AND NECESSARY FOR THE PUBLIC GOOD. HE HAS FORBIDDEN HIS GOVERNORS TO PASS LAWS OF IMMEDIATE AND PRESSING IMPORTANCE, UNLESS SUSPENDED IN THEIR OPERATION TILL HIS ASSENT SHOULD BE OBTAINED; AND WHEN SO SUSPENDED, HE HAS UTTERLY NEGLECTED TO ATTEND TO THEM. HE HAS REFUSED TO PASS OTHER LAWS FOR THE ACCOMMODATION OF LARGE DISTRICTS OF PEOPLE, UNLESS THOSE PEOPLE WOULD RELINQUISH THE RIGHT OF REPRESENTATION IN THE LEGISLATURE, A RIGHT INESTIMABLE TO THEM AND FORMIDABLE TO TYRANTS ONLY. HE HAS CALLED TOGETHER LEGISLATIVE BODIES AT PLACES UNUSUAL, UNCOMFORTABLE, AND DISTANT FROM THE DEPOSITORY OF THEIR PUBLIC RECORDS, FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF FATIGUING THEM INTO COMPLIANCE WITH HIS MEASURES. HE HAS DISSOLVED REPRESENTATIVE HOUSES REPEATEDLY, FOR OPPOSING WITH MANLY FIRMNESS HIS INVASIONS ON THE RIGHTS OF THE PEOPLE. HE HAS REFUSED FOR A LONG TIME, AFTER SUCH DISSOLUTIONS, TO CAUSE OTHERS TO BE ELECTED; WHEREBY THE LEGISLATIVE POWERS, INCAPABLE OF ANNIHILATION, HAVE RETURNED TO THE PEOPLE AT LARGE FOR THEIR EXERCISE; THE STATE REMAINING IN THE MEAN TIME EXPOSED TO ALL THE DANGERS OF INVASION FROM WITHOUT, AND CONVULSIONS WITHIN. HE HAS ENDEAVOURED TO PREVENT THE POPULATION OF THESE STATES; FOR THAT PURPOSE OBSTRUCTING THE LAWS FOR NATURALIZATION OF FOREIGNERS; REFUSING TO PASS OTHERS TO ENCOURAGE THEIR MIGRATIONS HITHER, AND RAISING THE CONDITIONS OF NEW APPROPRIATIONS OF LANDS. HE HAS OBSTRUCTED THE ADMINISTRATION OF JUSTICE, BY REFUSING HIS ASSENT TO LAWS FOR ESTABLISHING JUDICIARY POWERS. HE HAS MADE JUDGES DEPENDENT ON HIS WILL ALONE, FOR THE TENURE OF THEIR OFFICES, AND THE AMOUNT AND PAYMENT OF THEIR SALARIES. HE HAS ERECTED A MULTITUDE OF NEW OFFICES, AND SENT HITHER SWARMS OF OFFICERS TO HARRASS OUR PEOPLE, AND EAT OUT THEIR SUBSTANCE. HE HAS KEPT AMONG US, IN TIMES OF PEACE, STANDING ARMIES WITHOUT THE CONSENT OF OUR LEGISLATURES. HE HAS AFFECTED TO RENDER THE MILITARY INDEPENDENT OF AND SUPERIOR TO THE CIVIL POWER. HE HAS COMBINED WITH OTHERS TO SUBJECT US TO A JURISDICTION FOREIGN TO OUR CONSTITUTION, AND UNACKNOWLEDGED BY OUR LAWS; GIVING HIS ASSENT TO THEIR ACTS OF PRETENDED LEGISLATION: FOR QUARTERING LARGE BODIES OF ARMED TROOPS AMONG US: FOR PROTECTING THEM, BY A MOCK TRIAL, FROM PUNISHMENT FOR ANY MURDERS WHICH THEY SHOULD COMMIT ON THE INHABITANTS OF THESE STATES: FOR CUTTING OFF OUR TRADE WITH ALL PARTS OF THE WORLD: FOR IMPOSING TAXES ON US WITHOUT OUR CONSENT: FOR DEPRIVING US IN MANY CASES, OF THE BENEFITS OF TRIAL BY JURY: FOR TRANSPORTING US BEYOND SEAS TO BE TRIED FOR PRETENDED OFFENCES: FOR ABOLISHING THE FREE SYSTEM OF ENGLISH LAWS IN A NEIGHBOURING PROVINCE, ESTABLISHING THEREIN AN ARBITRARY GOVERNMENT, AND ENLARGING ITS BOUNDARIES SO AS TO RENDER IT AT ONCE AN EXAMPLE AND FIT INSTRUMENT FOR INTRODUCING THE SAME ABSOLUTE RULE INTO THESE COLONIES: FOR TAKING AWAY OUR CHARTERS, ABOLISHING OUR MOST VALUABLE LAWS, AND ALTERING FUNDAMENTALLY THE FORMS OF OUR GOVERNMENTS: FOR SUSPENDING OUR OWN LEGISLATURES, AND DECLARING THEMSELVES INVESTED WITH POWER TO LEGISLATE FOR US IN ALL CASES WHATSOEVER. HE HAS ABDICATED GOVERNMENT HERE, BY DECLARING US OUT OF HIS PROTECTION AND WAGING WAR AGAINST US. HE HAS PLUNDERED OUR SEAS, RAVAGED OUR COASTS, BURNT OUR TOWNS, AND DESTROYED THE LIVES OF OUR PEOPLE. HE IS AT THIS TIME TRANSPORTING LARGE ARMIES OF FOREIGN MERCENARIES TO COMPLEAT THE WORKS OF DEATH, DESOLATION AND TYRANNY, ALREADY BEGUN WITH CIRCUMSTANCES OF CRUELTY & PERFIDY SCARCELY PARALLELED IN THE MOST BARBAROUS AGES, AND TOTALLY UNWORTHY THE HEAD OF A CIVILISED NATION. HE HAS CONSTRAINED OUR FELLOW CITIZENS TAKEN CAPTIVE ON THE HIGH SEAS TO BEAR ARMS AGAINST THEIR COUNTRY, TO BECOME THE EXECUTIONERS OF THEIR FRIENDS AND BRETHREN, OR TO FALL THEMSELVES BY THEIR HANDS. HE HAS EXCITED DOMESTIC INSURRECTIONS AMONGST US, AND HAS ENDEAVOURED TO BRING ON THE INHABITANTS OF OUR FRONTIERS, THE MERCILESS INDIAN SAVAGES, WHOSE KNOWN RULE OF WARFARE, IS AN UNDISTINGUISHED DESTRUCTION OF ALL AGES, SEXES AND CONDITIONS. IN EVERY STAGE OF THESE OPPRESSIONS WE HAVE PETITIONED FOR REDRESS IN THE MOST HUMBLE TERMS: OUR REPEATED PETITIONS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED ONLY BY REPEATED INJURY. A PRINCE, WHOSE CHARACTER IS THUS MARKED BY EVERY ACT WHICH MAY DEFINE A TYRANT, IS UNFIT TO BE THE RULER OF A FREE PEOPLE. NOR HAVE WE BEEN WANTING IN ATTENTIONS TO OUR BRITTISH BRETHREN. WE HAVE WARNED THEM FROM TIME TO TIME OF ATTEMPTS BY THEIR LEGISLATURE TO EXTEND AN UNWARRANTABLE JURISDICTION OVER US. WE HAVE REMINDED THEM OF THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF OUR EMIGRATION AND SETTLEMENT HERE. WE HAVE APPEALED TO THEIR NATIVE JUSTICE AND MAGNANIMITY, AND WE HAVE CONJURED THEM BY THE TIES OF OUR COMMON KINDRED TO DISAVOW THESE USURPATIONS, WHICH, WOULD INEVITABLY INTERRUPT OUR CONNECTIONS AND CORRESPONDENCE. THEY TOO HAVE BEEN DEAF TO THE VOICE OF JUSTICE AND OF CONSANGUINITY. WE MUST, THEREFORE, ACQUIESCE IN THE NECESSITY, WHICH DENOUNCES OUR SEPARATION, AND HOLD THEM, AS WE HOLD THE REST OF MANKIND, ENEMIES IN WAR, IN PEACE FRIENDS. WE, THEREFORE, THE REPRESENTATIVES OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, IN GENERAL CONGRESS, ASSEMBLED, APPEALING TO THE SUPREME JUDGE OF THE WORLD FOR THE RECTITUDE OF OUR INTENTIONS, DO, IN THE NAME, AND BY AUTHORITY OF THE GOOD PEOPLE OF THESE COLONIES, SOLEMNLY PUBLISH AND DECLARE, THAT THESE UNITED COLONIES ARE, AND OF RIGHT OUGHT TO BE FREE AND INDEPENDENT STATES; THAT THEY ARE ABSOLVED FROM ALL ALLEGIANCE TO THE BRITISH CROWN, AND THAT ALL POLITICAL CONNECTION BETWEEN THEM AND THE STATE OF GREAT BRITAIN, IS AND OUGHT TO BE TOTALLY DISSOLVED; AND THAT AS FREE AND INDEPENDENT STATES, THEY HAVE FULL POWER TO LEVY WAR, CONCLUDE PEACE, CONTRACT ALLIANCES, ESTABLISH COMMERCE, AND TO DO ALL OTHER ACTS AND THINGS WHICH INDEPENDENT STATES MAY OF RIGHT DO. AND FOR THE SUPPORT OF THIS DECLARATION, WITH A FIRM RELIANCE ON THE PROTECTION OF DIVINE PROVIDENCE, WE MUTUALLY PLEDGE TO EACH OTHER OUR LIVES, OUR FORTUNES AND OUR SACRED HONOR. OKAY WOW I'M STILL LIKE 7600 CHARACTERS OFF. THOUGH I THINK SAYING THIS SENTENCE BRINGS IT TO 7500. NIIIICE. OKAY BACK TO MORE SCREAMING? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUYUGGGHGHHHHHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHH!!! 7200. NOT BAD. WHAT ELSE CAN I TALK ABOUT? OH OH I KNOW!! THE LYRICS TO WE ARE NUMBER ONE!! I LOVE THAT SONG OKAY LET'S SEE. NOW LISTEN CLOSELY! HERE'S A LITTLE LESSON IN TRICKERY, THIS IS GOING DOWN IN HISTORY! IF YOU WANNA BE A VILLAIN NUMBER ONE, YOU HAVE TO CHASE A SUPERHERO ON THE RUN! (ZOOM ZOOM ZHOOM, SNEAKY HURRIED SOUNDS ETC.) JUST FOLLOW MY MOVES, AND SNEAK AROUND! BE CAREFUL NOT TO MAKE A SOUND! (BRANCH SNAP) (SHH!) (NO, DON'T TOUCH THAT!) (INSTRUMENTAL BREAK) WE ARE NUMBER ONE, HEY! (INSTRUMENTAL BREAK) WE ARE NUMBER ONE WE ARE NUMBER ONE HA HA HA! NOW LOOK AT THIS NET, THAT I JUST FOUND! WHEN I SAY GO, BE READY TO THROW! AND GO! (...AGH! THROW IT ON HIM, NOT ME! UGH, LET'S TRY SOMETHING ELSE.) NOW WATCH AND LEARN, HERE'S THE DEAL; HE'LL SLIP AND SLIDE ON THIS BANANA PEEL! HA HA HA! (GASP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!) BA-BA-BIDDLY-BA-BA-BA-BA, BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA WE ARE NUMBER ONE, HEY! BA-BA-BIDDLY-BA-BA-BA-BA, BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA, WE ARE NUMBER ONE! BA-BA-BIDDLY-BA-BA-BA-BA, BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA WE ARE NUMBER ONE, HEY! BA-BA-BIDDLY-BA-BA-BA-BA, BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA WE ARE NUMBER ONE, HEY, HEY! OKAY DOWN TO 6000. ARE YOU ALRIGHT WITH READING THAT AGAIN? BECAUSE I'M GONNA DO IT AGAIN. NOW LISTEN CLOSELY! HERE'S A LITTLE LESSON IN TRICKERY, THIS IS GOING DOWN IN HISTORY! IF YOU WANNA BE A VILLAIN NUMBER ONE, YOU HAVE TO CHASE A SUPERHERO ON THE RUN! (ZOOM ZOOM ZHOOM, SNEAKY HURRIED SOUNDS ETC.) JUST FOLLOW MY MOVES, AND SNEAK AROUND! BE CAREFUL NOT TO MAKE A SOUND! (BRANCH SNAP) (SHH!) (NO, DON'T TOUCH THAT!) (INSTRUMENTAL BREAK) WE ARE NUMBER ONE, HEY! (INSTRUMENTAL BREAK) WE ARE NUMBER ONE WE ARE NUMBER ONE HA HA HA! NOW LOOK AT THIS NET, THAT I JUST FOUND! WHEN I SAY GO, BE READY TO THROW! AND GO! (...AGH! THROW IT ON HIM, NOT ME! UGH, LET'S TRY SOMETHING ELSE.) NOW WATCH AND LEARN, HERE'S THE DEAL; HE'LL SLIP AND SLIDE ON THIS BANANA PEEL! HA HA HA! (GASP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!) BA-BA-BIDDLY-BA-BA-BA-BA, BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA WE ARE NUMBER ONE, HEY! BA-BA-BIDDLY-BA-BA-BA-BA, BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA, WE ARE NUMBER ONE! BA-BA-BIDDLY-BA-BA-BA-BA, BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA WE ARE NUMBER ONE, HEY! BA-BA-BIDDLY-BA-BA-BA-BA, BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA WE ARE NUMBER ONE, HEY, HEY! ALRIGHT ALRIGHT. ALMOST OUT OF CHARACTERS. NOTHING A FEW MORE LINE FILLERS WON'T DO! HMM. WHAT IF I TALK ABOUT FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S? OOH!! YEAH I CAN DO THAT!! AHEM AHEM... THE YEAR WAS 1983. JANUARY, BE EXACT. LOCAL NOBODIES HENRY EMILY AND WILLIAM AFTON WERE WALKING DOWN THE STREETS OF HURRICANE UTAH, WHEN SUDDENLY THEY NOTICED THAT NOT ONCE IN THEIR LIVES HAVE THEY CAUGHT A GLIMPSE OF A YELLOW GRIZZLY BEAR. IT WAS THEN THEIR FATES WERE SEALED, AND THEY KNEW THAT THEY MUST FULFILL THEIR DESTINY. HENRY AND WILLIAM WERE SOMETHING OF ROBOTICS ENTHUSIASTS, SO THEY FINALLY USED THEIR UNTAPPED POTENTIAL TO CREATE THE MOST REALISTIC ANIMATRONIC BEAR IMAGINABLE. ON THEIR FIRST ATTEMPT, THEY MADE A DECREPIT MUDDY YELLOW BEAR WITH GIANT TEETH AND CLAWS. THIS WASN'T REALISTIC. WILLIAM, HOWEVER, REMEMBERED THAT IN THE TRACK OF HIS CAR RESTED A CLUSTER OF DISCS THAT COULD EMIT AUDIO FREQUENCIES THAT WOULD FOOL PEOPLE INTO SEEING REAL BEARS. THEY SLAPPED THOSE BAD BOYS ON THIS ANIMATRONIC AND SUDDENLY IT TOO THE FORM OF A BEAUTIFUL GOLDEN GRIZZLY, WHO THEY THEN NAMED FERDINAND VON BERNARD. NOT ONLY DID HE LOOK THE PART AND HAVE A VOICE LIKE HONEY BUTTER, BUT THE MIND-ALTERING AUDIO ACTUALLY GAVE HIM SENTIENCE AND COSMIC POWER BEYOND OUR HUMAN UNDERSTANDING. THIS WAS... VERY DANGEROUS. BUT, THE PARTNERS IN FURRY SHENANIGANS WERE NOT SWAYED. THAT IS. UNTIL THE ENTIRE TOWN EVACUATED AT THE SIGHT OF THIS GOLDEN BEAST. TURNS OUT, PEOPLE ARE SCARED OF LOOSE BEARS. WHO WOULD'VE THUNK IT? OF COURSE, THIS FEAR WASN'T FOR NOTHING. FERDINAND WAS CAUGHT DINING ON A LOCAL RESTAURANT OWNER, AND HE FLED FROM THE CRIME SCENE BEFORE LAW ENFORCEMENT COULD GET TO HIM. WILLIAM AND HENRY REALIZED THEY HAD BEEN A SLIGHT OVERZEALOUS WITH THEIR FIRST CREATION. GOOD THING IS, LITERALLY NOBODY KNEW OR CARED WHO THEY WERE, SO THEY GOT AWAY WITH THIS SCOT-FREE. LATER THAT MONTH, THEY DESIGNED AN ANIMATRONIC SIMPLY BASED ON FERDINAND'S LIKENESS. THIS CHARACTER WAS QUITE A DOWNGRADE, BEING BOTH SIMPLER AND STUPIDER. THIS DIDN'T MATTER TO THE DUO, THOUGH, AS THEY LOVED THEIR CREATION. AND WITH THAT, FREDBEAR WAS BORN. AT FIRST THEY HAD NOWHERE TO ACTUALLY PUT HIM. SO THEY OPTED FOR THE DUMP. HE WAS TRULY A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH. AMAZINGLY, THIS ATTEMPT AT ENTERTAINMENT WAS AMUSING ENOUGH TO THE CITIZENS OF HURRICANE THAT THEY GAVE WILLIAM AND HENRY ENOUGH MONEY TO AFFORD A RECENTLY VACATED DINER SPACE. FREDBEAR WAS GOING TO BE A STAR. UNFORTUNATELY, THIS ANIMATRONIC WAS EXTREMELY POORLY DESIGNED, AND THEIR ATTEMPTS AT GRANTING HIM ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE QUICKLY TURNED SOUR. ON FEBRUARY 31ST, 1983, HIS FIRST PERFORMANCE ON STAGE IN FRONT OF CHILDREN PROMPTED HIM TO SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST FROM A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN. WILLIAM AND HENRY, HEARTBROKEN AT THIS TRAGIC EVENT, CRACKED DOWN TO ENSURE THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. THIS ALSO PROMPTED WILLIAM TO THREATEN THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT, AND THEY MET HIS DEMANDS TO STRIKE FEBRUARY 31ST FROM THE CALENDAR FOREVER. AFTER THAT, THEY SET THEIR SIGHTS ON MAKING SOMETHING WITH NO FLAWS. BUT THEN THEY MADE SPRINGLOCK SUITS. IN AN ATTEMPT TO BOTH EASE THE ANIMATRONICS NERVES AND NOT ALLOW THEM THEIR LEGALLY REQUIRED BREAKS, HENRY AND WILLIAM CREATED MECHANISMS THAT COULD LOCK THE ENDOSKELETON PARTS TO THE INNER EDGES OF THE SUIT FOR A PERSON TO CLIMB INSIDE AND COVER FOR THE CHARACTER. FOR EXTRA SAFETY PRECAUTIONS, THEY CREATED A PARTNER FOR THE NEW FREDBEAR 2.0 TO EASE HIS NERVES. FOR SOME REASON, THE BEST NAME THEY CAME UP WITH FOR FREDBEAR’S PARTNER WAS SPRINGBONNIE. WILLIAM WAS INSISTENT ON THIS NAME, AND HENRY FELT TOO THREATENED TO ARGUE AGAINST IT. WHERE THE SAFETY PRECAUTIONS ENDED, HOWEVER, WAS THE FACT THAT THE SPRINGLOCKS HOLDING THE ENDOSKELETON PIECES AWAY FROM A PERSON'S VITAL ORGANS WERE MADE OUT OF PAPERCLIPS AND THE LIGHTEST SNEEZE COULD SET THEM OFF. TRULY BRILLIANT INVENTORS, THOSE TWO. THE DYNAMIC DUO HAD NOW CREATED A DYNAMIC DUO. WILLIAM WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO HAD THE NERVE TO ACTUALLY TEST THE SPRINGLOCK SUIT, AND IT TURNED OUT HE ENJOYED DANCING AROUND AS A YELLOW RABBIT A LITTLE TOO MUCH. HENRY WAS UNBOTHERED BY THIS THOUGH, AS WILLIAM WAS STILL PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF HANDLING THEIR FINANCES IN-CHARACTER. A FEW MONTHS HAD GONE BY AND FREDBEAR'S FAMILY DINER WAS AN ABSOLUTE SUCCESS. NOT ONLY WERE FREDBEAR AND SPRINGBONNIE BELOVED BY THE NOW ENLIGHTENED MORMON POPULATION OF UTAH, WILLIAM EVEN MANAGED TO LOCK IN A DEAL WITH A LOW BUDGET ANIMATION STUDIO IN ORDER TO MAKE A CARTOON CALLED FREDBEAR AND FRIENDS. THE ONE DOWNSIDE, THOUGH, WAS THE STUDIO NEEDED MORE CHARACTERS AND THEY REFUSED ANY MORE YELLOW ONES. OUT OF OBLIGATION, LEOPOLD, THEODORE, MIRABELLA, AND FOXY WERE CREATED. NO, MIRABELLA'S NOT YELLOW, SHE'S XANTHOPHYLL. YOU'RE JUST SEEING THINGS. SURELY, THESE BLIGHTS TO EVERYTHING WILLIAM AND HENRY STOOD FOR WOULD NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY IN ANY OTHER CONTEXT. OKAY OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH WE'RE DOWN TO BELOW 100!! WE'RE AT 50 NOW!! WE'RE ALMOST AT THE END OF A MESSAGE! I CA
HOLY SHIT I DIDNT THINK UD ACTUALLY DO THAT HAHAHAHHAHAH I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT ANY OF DIS MEANS BUT ITS FUCKIN SICK!!!!
