☆ anybody wanna let me shoot things off of their head I’m bored as fuKK☆
I KNOW IT WOULD BE QUITE A BALANCING ACT, BUT DO YOU THINK YOU COULD KNOCK OFF A CIGAR PERCHED ON THE TIP OF MY HAT? WE COULD LOOSE THE SILLY HAT FOR A "REAL" CHALLENGE. I'VE HEARD YOU'RE QUITE A SHARP SHOOTER AROUND THESE PARTS.
☆ oh Kolonel believe me I’m more than just a sharp shooter, I’m a goddamn prodigy with a bullet. Name a time and a place and I’ll practically light the cigar with my gun☆
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/60QOK5.PNG OH MY GOOD TROLL. HOW ABOUT RIGHT NOW?? I HAVE A FINE TIGHTLY PACKED CUBAN CIGAR RIGHT HERE. AND I SEEM TO HAVE MISPLACE MY LIGHTER.. WOULD YOU MIND HELPING AN OLD FART?
☆ Oh fuKK yeah I don’t mind just hold still and we’ll get that going before you Kan even thinK about smoKing it☆