Womem talk so much to say so little.
[ >GOOD THING I AM NEITHER MAN NOR WOMAN YE QUIVERING WORM_ ]
And yet always a man spawting these hateful and pawrly perpended remarks on Chittr... It really is a wonder your kind has survived long enough to even be allowed to share your thoughts on this platform. Aren't you suppawsed to be at work? Bringing our great hiber-nation to glory and great fortune? You aren't meant to be on social media, using up precious impawrial resources on your thoughtless endeavors.
[ >CHECKETH YOUR FRONT DOOR #MYSURPRISEPRESENT #NOTABOMB_ ]
I kimdly ask you to remoweth the bomb from "my" fromt door as I hawe humbly giweth awaye mime hiwe to the less fortumate. If you wish to fimd me I reside withim a yellow submarime. #PeaceAmdLowe #GiwimgToTheLessFortumate #MemMakeMowes
And maybe that is a mercy. After all, your poor pan cannot seem to wrap itself around a message overladen with information rich words and phrases without imploding. Blindness could *bulwark* you from a grrreat deal of pain, since I prefur to ensure my messages are teeming with intrigue. What a shame.
[ >CHECK YOUR AIRLOCK_ ]
[ >INDEEDETH! IT WILL SURELY BLOWETH THE AWAY_ ]

