I wish i knew what was going on at any point because now im allegedly brain ghost cheating on my brain ghost dirk with a random one who has popped up and chosen me specifically to harass which has further snowballed into a debate over who gets to harass jake. GIVE ME A BREAK!!!
Yeah well, you arent the one being held to him with a leash and having every single person you interacted with screamed at by him in DMs. Now are you? Then, to top it all off, he has a random version of me hitting on him after he screwed up yet another fucking friendship I was making.
Youve failed to mention the part where ive only ever dmed 2 people about the matter and they were both jakes because its a little bruising to my ego that youre hitting on random jakes out of your own free will and not because they happened to show up on your proverbial doorstep and decide to latch onto you as this fellow has.
Why would you even want connections outside of Jake? Sure, it's fun to mess with people when they're close by enough to realize we're there, but forming bonds with a bunch of irrelevant randoms when you have the guy of your dreams right there? I don't see the appeal. You might need to step back and smell the man musk to get your head back on straight.
What part of that word slobber did you take issue with?
I just think step back and smell the man musk to get your head back on straight is quite the string of words.
How about you fuck off and stop trying to get with my Jake. When clearly he's already fucking taken. By me. And he doesn't need another, more obviously grotesque version of me trying to get into his pants. He's mine, and I don't have to explain myself.
Nobody is getting into anybodys pants for the record!! My trousers are securely attached to my legs and will remain as such. We can stop fighting now.
Not until this fucker backs off. I'll fight for my page like a true Prince, dawg.
Grotesque is fucking hilarious. What's so wrong with loving your creator, your boyfriend? As a Dirk I thought you would understand this but clearly you don't value his love enough to stay by his side. You would rather hit up other Jake variants in your free time and complain when stopped. How interesting is that?