My #wife is mad at me again and i will have to sleep on the #couch. #Marriage amirite hahaha.
Why the hell did you tag couch???? You're really doing a number on me tonight, Jake.
For the couch enthusiasts who may relate to matrimonial mishaps. Doy.
Oh... how inclusive! Carry on then #couchboy.
Well johnny boy unfortunately nanna gets mad at just about everything i do.
Oho! That ones good. I am a #couchboy right now huh!
This isn't true! I love when you act all silly and quirky and.. whatever else it is that you do. I just don't want you calling me some slanderous hogwash or playing dumb under my posts about serious topics! >:B