chittr
← @grudgingTributary

Ive got the mindset of a dog or perhaps a very fatherly older man in the way that i look outside and go "man its a real nice day for a game of catch." Dirk wont entertain the thought and i dont really think he can hold a ball in those lousy pellucid hands of his anyhoo? Verdicts still out on how that works. Janeys totally out of the question too and im sure id get another verbal thrashing if i asked her about anything but work. I just wanna play some friggin ball man. :(

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Fairly certain the one for guys who like playing with balls is grindr no? Not sure what thats got to do with my post but i digress! Chase your dreams little me.

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love yourself
BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
@golgothasTerror[GT]

Darn it thats exactly what shark tank said to me when i pitched this to them.

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A ghost!
This user doesn't actually exist.
But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
@tacticalTelemetry[TT]

Chat, is this guy for real?

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Oh would you get out of here already!?

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A ghost!
This user doesn't actually exist.
But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
@tacticalTelemetry[TT]

You're mad about playing catch?

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Dont play coy with me mister! You know what you did.

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A ghost!
This user doesn't actually exist.
But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
@tacticalTelemetry[TT]

Hahahaha, you need to learn how to play dodgeball while you're at it.

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I didnt ask to play dodgeball though now did i? I feel like a madman really! Cant even control a figment of my imagination!!! You just dont listen!!!!!

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A ghost!
This user doesn't actually exist.
But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
@tacticalTelemetry[TT]

I don't need no man to tell me what to do.

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Maybe jane was right about medication being the route. Christ you are such a douche.

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